The Phoenix of the Order

Andrew Lloyd Webber's The Phantom of the Opera... Potterized! by SchmergoWeasley

Copyright 2003, 2006 by SchmergoWeasley

Scene One: Dudley Demented

To the tune of Hannibal

HARRY:
Hey Dudley, you're a nitwit, you're a nitwit!
I wouldn't care if you dropped dead!

DUDLEY:
Yeah, Harry, guess what, you are wrong!
Prepare for humiliation!
At the end of this little song
You'll go through disintegration!

HARRY:
Where did you learn those big words?
Another kid you beat up?
From your mouth, it sounds absurd… (Pauses)
What's that sound? Stay low to the ground!

DEMENTORS:
Hi, how are y'all? Now we'll suck your soul out
Through your mouth like tasty ramen noodles
Let's get that one, he looks so big and dumb
WHAT THE!? Who said, "EXPECTO PATRONUM?"

HARRY:
Well, that was a great waste of time
And Dudley thinks I did it.
And now, well, I'm betting that I'm
Going to really get it!

Yes, this song is lame. I had to think of something for "Hannibal." Don't get a bad impression of my writing from this. Keep on reading!

Scene Two: Believe In Me

To the tune of Think of Me

Harry is before the Wizengamot pleading his case.

HARRY:
Believe in me,
Believe me, I'm honest
Do you think I'd lie?
Believe in me,
It was self defense
I was about to die!
If you found
Dementors on your street
Which is what happened then to me
You would drive them off as well, right?
Please believe in me!

Music break. We switch to Harry at Hogwarts

HARRY:
I never wanted
Much from you, you know
But I want all of you to see
That Lord Voldemort has come back
Please believe in me.
I survived, you must know what I've seen!
Don't think about the deaths that might have been.

Believe in me
It's true, I'm not faking
What's wrong, are you blind?
He killed Cedric, how can you not see it?
Get it in your mind!
Recall the day, look back on your fourth year
When, from the stands, what did you see
But me, with Cedric's dead body!
Please believe in me!

In the Great Hall, Umbridge stands up to make a speech.

HARRY:
Can that be, can that be Umbridge?
Oh no, oh no!
What a shame, she really is a git.
I saw her at the Ministry.
She was all for my expulsion-
She remembers me.
Memories fade, thoughts of the summer fade
But these will always stay with me.
Memories of Voldemort, so
Just believe…
I-i-i-i-i-i-in! I-i-i-i-i-i-in! I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-in,
IIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN MEEEEE!

Scene Three: Horror of Hogwarts

To the tune of Angel of Music

UMBRIDGE:
Mwaheee, mwahaaa,
Mwahaaahoho!

RON:
Where in the world has she been hiding?
Really, she's perverted.
I only wish, that I could kill her.
This crazy new teacher.

HERMIONE:
Umbridge, she spoke of some changes
That she would make around here
Now in her class, I can sense them.
And they give me fear.

HARRY:
There in her class, I felt her staring
She hates me, why, it's clear.
Somehow I know she's up to something.
She's the worst of the gits here.
By the way, I have been dreaming
Dreaming of halls I walk through
Ending in doors that won't open.

RON:
Where?

HARRY:
I have no clue!

RON:
Horror of Hogwarts, Dolores Umbridge!

HERMIONE:
Forcing on us her lies!

(HARRY:
Why did she come here, this)

TRIO:
Horror of Hogwarts, our worst teacher.

RON:
How long 'till some kid dies?

HARRY:
She's evil, holy cow!

HERMIONE:
Your hands, they bleed…
Your face, you're pale, it's white

HARRY:
Don't worry… I'm not frightened…

Scene Four: The Dreams

To the tune of The Mirror/The Phantom of the Opera

This song covers several of Harry's more disturbing dreams

VOLDEMORT:
This foolish boy,
I live within him
He feels my pain, my joy
Ignorant fools,
His friends don't realize
How I control this boy.

HARRY:
What is this? I feel weak, I'm tired.
Yet I just woke, what's wrong?
I heard somebody speak, I know it
But everyone here's sleeping.

VOLDEMORT:
Go back to sleep, and I'll show you.
Here where Rookwood and I hide.
You'll see my face in the mirror
When you look inside!

HARRY:
What's wrong, is this me, Voldemort's face?
No… it's just me… Harry…
Horror at Hogwarts, not just Umbridge,
Part of it is in me.

VOLDEMORT:
I weave the dreams that you follow
You have the mind that I swallow…
I weave the dreams that you follow
You have the mind that I swallow…

HARRY:
In sleep, it rose in me
In dreams, it came
There's something dark in me
I can't explain.
And do I dream again
For now I find
The presence of Lord Voldemort is there
Inside my mind.

VOLDEMORT:
Come once again with me,
A strange duet,
My influence on you
Grows stronger yet.
You say that you loathe me
Don't be unkind.
You only loathe yourself, since I am here,
Inside your mind.

HARRY:
I still have my own face
But now I fear
I'm not the only person

VOLDEMORT:
Inside here!

HARRY:
My body

VOLDEMORT:
And my will!

BOTH:
In one combined.
The presence of Lord Voldemort is here

VOLDEMORT:
Inside your mind.
And no one at your school
Will ever see
The hero and Dark Lord

HARRY:
Are both… just me?

VOLDEMORT:
Now down the path again
Don't glance behind.
No time for looking back when Voldemort's
Ensnared your mind.

Scene Five: The Person I Will Bite

To the tune of The Music of the Night

Harry is having his biting dream

HARRY:
Senses sharpen
Heightens each sensation
Something stirs - it's not imagination.
Silently the senses abandon their defenses…

Slowly, gently, crawling toward the man there
Sense him, smell him, taste his scent on the air.
His face is turned away, he won't see me here today
Suddenly my veins are hard and cold with spite
While edging toward the person I will bite.

VOLDEMORT:
Close your eyes and surrender to your darkest dreams
Leave yourself back in bed where you still sleep
Lapse into dreams while my dark thoughts will creep
To your mind, where my thoughts stir in the deep.

HARRY:
Softly, swiftly, feel my fangs caress you.
Light and quick....

VOLDEMORT:
Dude, it's fun to possess you!
I'm here in your mind!

HARRY:
As my sleek coils unwind
And I rise to pierce your side here in the night.
I'm going to kill the person I will bite.

VOLDEMORT:
I took you on this journey to this strange new world
But you'll blame yourself, hide away from friends.
When we work this way, the fun never ends!

HARRY:
Poised to strike as I rise, my body bends.
Biting, striking, piercing with elation
I can't help but savor this sensation.

VOLDEMORT:
Now, let the dream end
Make the darker side your friend
And I'll slowly take you over, bit-by-bit.

HARRY:
I KNOW THIS MAN, THE PERSON THAT I BIT!

Scene Six: I Remember

To the tune of I Remember/Stranger Than You Dreamt It

HARRY:
I remember there was this
Place I'd never been but I'd seen before.
There was darkness all around
And a man I knew was lying on the floor.
Beside the man, there was a snake…
Why did I strike in the shadows?
What made me do this, I ask?

WHAT IS THIS? How could I have gone to London!
Am I some demon, what is this I feel inside me?
CURSE IT! Am I a monster, a killer?
I was a viper, now I know I can never be free.
What is this?
Curse it!
Stranger than I dreamt it,
Can my friends still bear to look?
Or still think of me?
This teenaged boy who has saved the world,
But secretly, works on the dark side,
Secretly… secretly… But I know
That I must stay away
I can't let my friends be in danger of this monster
This repulsive creature…who seems a boy,
But secretly, dreams of murder.
Secretly, secretly… Oh, I know
I must not return.
If I'm being possessed, I cannot go to school again.

Scene Seven: Harry, You're Just Being Dumb

To the tune of Magical Lasso

HARRY:
As white as paper is his skin
A great black hole serves as the nose that never grew
And yet, repulsive as he is,
Lord Voldemort remains a part of me, too…

GINNY:
You don't know of what you speak.
You have never been possessed, but I was once.
Harry, you're just being dumb.
Don't stay hidden from us, don't be a dunce!

Scene Eight: Educational Decrees

To the tune of Notes

Harry, Ron, and Hermione read the Educational Decrees on the wall.

HARRY:
Umbridge put these up overnight!

RON:
She should be the next one you bite!

HERMIONE:
Stop it, Ron! But all these papers say
That teams are disbanded as of today.
Bad news on the Hogwarts scene

DRACO (running by):
Good news for silver and green!
Our team's reformed, so I've been told.
'Cause my dad gave Fudge some gold!

HARRY:
What a way to run a school, now!
She's terrible, and she's corrupt!
The whole school feels akin

RON:
'Cept for Slytherin.
Well, this stinks!
To heck with Snape and Lockhart
'F the school thought smart
They would get Umbridge locked up!

HARRY:
Horrible! How these get put up!
This is horrible!

HERMIONE:
Harry, please shut up.
It's atrocity, and we know that's true.
But if you complain, she'll be bad to you.

HARRY (sarcastically) :
Gee, Hermione, that would be
Weird, since she's so nice to me.

RON (reading):
"Dear students, if you had a club, well
Guess what? Now you don't anymore!
Like your society?
Then come and see me.
Otherwise, the kids who are still meeting
Will be beating
A path home out the front door."

HERMIONE (reading):
"Dear teachers, just a brief reminder
You cannot give your students aid
On a subject that's not
What you've always taught
You'll get sacked. No one likes to be fired
So I'd desire
For this rule to be obeyed."

TRIO:
Who would have the gall to post this?
Someone who is quite insane!

HERMIONE:
Aka, old Umbridge

RON:
This is all garbage!

TRIO:
What a deal!

HARRY:
She knows about the D.A.!

HERMIONE:
Can't you see they're undiscovered
'Cause I smothered the list of names
So don't blame me, now what scares me,
Is that, Harry, she knows of your Occlumency
Which could have a great expense, she has such a twisted brain!

Students gradually learn the news. General chaos ensues.

TRIO:
Far too many rules for my taste.
Curse educational decrees!
All that she's done this year is to post things here…

UMBRIDGE:
What's the matter?

TRIO:
Oh… nothing… professor…

Scene Nine: Ronald Weasley

To the tune of Prima Donna

The Gryffindors are about to play a game of Quidditch

RON:
Oh great, it's Malfoy.

HARRY:
I see him, too.

RON:
That's it, I'm going inside now, toodle-loo.

HARRY:
Ron, don't be dumb, the team needs you.

SLYTHERINS:
Ronald Weasley, you cannot save a thing!
You drop the ball
Can't save at all
We adore you
Thanks to you, your team will lose every game!
Your fellow Gryffindors abhor you.
Ronald Weasley, you were born in a bin.
Stink up the pitch
With your Quidditch
As we sing!
You cannot block even one measly ring,
Oh, Ronald Weasley's our king!

Scene Ten: Banned From Now On

To the tune of Poor Fool, He Makes Me Laugh

After the Quidditch match, there's a spot of bother.

DRACO:
Your pal, Weasley is a total loser, Potter, right?

HARRY:
Shut up, Malfoy, 'cause that's not true.
Shut up, Malfoy, you're full of poo.

DRACO:
Oh, yes, I think you like their stink.

CROWD:
Fight! Fight! Fight!

DRACO:
The way their hovel smells like Muggles.

CROWD:
Fight! Fight! Fight!

Harry and George attack Malfoy. The scene switches to Umbridge's office.

HARRY:
Professor, it was only self-defense!
TWINS:
Malfoy knows sticking in his nose has an expense.

UMBRIDGE:
You're both banned from now on, mwahahahaha!
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Next time Gryffindor plays you both will be gone.
You're both kicked off the team, mwahahahaha!
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I love this job, I get to be extremely mean.

HARRY:
But Professor, we…

UMBRIDGE:
I'd advise you to be silent, little toad.

GEORGE:
(Muttering) A toad? It's you who looks like a toad!

UMBRIDGE:
You're both banned from now… WHAT WAS THAT?!

Harry and the twins have run away before she can react.

UMBRIDGE:
Blast, blast, blast!

Scene Eleven: Harry and Cho

To the tune of All I Ask of You

HARRY:
Please don't talk of Cedric
Forget that day last year.
I'm here, don't let it upset you
Nobody's going to get you.
Let me help you through this
I'll wipe away your tears.
I'm here, with you, beside you
I know it terrified you.

CHO:
Harry, oh, this is a bittersweet thing
Bringing me back to last summertime.
He said he'd be with me now and always
Now he's gone, and you said the same, too.
Can I believe in you?

HARRY:
Let me be your shelter
Light me be your light.
You're safe, I'm here to lead you
You need me and I need you.

CHO:
All I want is your strength
To save me from the night
Just you, within reach of me
To help me and to teach me.

HARRY:
Then say you'll share with me your love, your lifetime
Let me lead you from your mourning, too
Say you need me with you here, beside you.
Anything you want or need I'll do
Love me, that's all I ask of you.

CHO:
Say you'll share with me your comfort, guidance
Help me, please, and I will stay with you.

BOTH:
Share each day with me, each night, each morning.

CHO:
Just like Cedric…

HARRY:
Not again! Love me now, don't think back to then!

CHO:
I must go, then. Meet dear Hermione.
Don't wait for me.

HARRY:
Come back! I love you!
I gave you my heart, I gave you everything.
And now, how you repay me?
You run, you cast away me.
I know you loved Cedric
And that makes my heart sting…
Oh… Cho…

Scene One: The D.A.

To the tune of Masquerade

HERMIONE:
Oh, Harry what a great idea
The best thing that we've done this year.

HARRY:
Look at them, I'm impressed
They've all done their best.

BOTH:
Here's to us!

RON:
Old Umbridge doesn't own us
TRIO:
Our Patronuses could drive her out of here!

ALL:
The D.A.! That's why we're all here today!
The D.A.! Hidden here, so Umbridge can never find us.
The D.A.! It's the reason why we stay!
The D.A.! If not for it, we'd leave the school behind us!

HERMIONE:
Flashing wands

NEVILLE:
Splashing… oops…

GINNY and MICHAEL:
Duel in pairs

GRYFFINDORS:
Or in groups

RON:
Pass our O.W.L.s at least

HERMIONE:
Several O.W.L.s apiece!

ALL:
Spellwork!

FRED:
Take a turn

GEORGE:
Take a try

BOTH:
As we shoot them around, and then they hit your face!

HARRY:
I've been told that it's true
That Umbridge has no clue
Who we are, what we do

RON:
Or that we're taught by you!

ALL:
Secret!
Hidden club, no one knows
But us, and they won't find out today!

GINNY:
About us, The D.A.!

ALL:
The D.A.! Curses whizzing overhead!
The D.A.! Take your fill let the skills you see astound you.
The D.A.! Beams in purples, blues, and reds

LUNA:
The D.A.! Stop and stare as the spells we cast surround you!

ALL:
The D.A.! Fight back 'fore somebody dies!
The D.A.! Got a problem? You should bring it to us.

RON:
The D.A.! No sneaks here, no peering eyes
The D.A.! They will never catch us, though they pursue us!

HERMIONE:
Thirty kids!

HARRY:
What a crowd!

RON:
Makes you glad!

HARRY:
Makes me proud!

RON:
Free from Umbridge-"hem hem!"

HARRY:
It feels great watching them!

HERMIONE:
And all our fears are left in class!

HARRY:
Six months

HERMIONE:
Of relief!

RON:
Of real life!

TRIO:
Of atypical peace!

HARRY:
And we feel free at last!

HERMIONE:
No decrees!

RON:
No grade D's!

HARRY:
Better yet, no grade T's!
This may be a bad year
But we get to come here

RON:
Too bad we have to go away.

HERMIONE:
It's our weekday retreat.

ALL:
And what a club-D.A.!

HARRY:
Think of it, a secret defense group I taught, they complied! Just think of it!

SMITH:
But why is it secret? What have we to hide?

HARRY:
Come, let's not fight

SMITH:
You said we're free!

HARRY:
Wait 'till the time is right

SMITH:
It's a defense group, not a crime!
Harry, what are you afraid of?

HARRY:
Let's not argue

SMITH:
Why not argue?

HARRY:
Please pretend you will

SMITH:
I'll probably never

BOTH:
Understand in time!

During the instrumental bridge, the students display their most elaborate spells

ALL:
The D.A.! Curses whizzing overhead!
The D.A.! Take your fill let the skills you see astound you.
The D.A.! Beams in purples, blues, and reds
The D.A.! Stop and stare as the spells we cast surround you!

Enter Umbridge and the Inquisitorial Squad

Scene Two: Why So Silent?

To the tune of the same name

UMBRIDGE:
Why so silent, Harry dear?
Did you think I did not know you were here?
Quite the contrary, it seems
It's my pleasure to expel you!
The scenario of my dreams!

INQUISITORIAL SQUAD:
Umbridge triumphant!

UMBRIDGE:
I advise you to comply, my instructions are easy
Remember, there are worse things than my 24th Decree!

The scene changes to Dumbledore's office

DUMBLEDORE:
You have all been blind- and yet the ringleader is staring you in the face.
This could be your chance to capture the head of D.A.
Of course, here I speak of only me.
But bad luck for you, I hold the ace.
Remember, if you're loyal, I'm never away.

He disappears

UMBRIDGE:
How could he leave? All the doors are barred.

FUDGE:
How could he leave? All our men are there.

PERCY:
How could he leave? The conundrum's hard!

UMBRIDGE:
I'm headmistress, as of today!

Scene Three: We'll Go, We Cannot Stay

To the tune of Twisted Every Way

Harry has just had his vision of Sirius

HARRY:
No! I'm frightened-how could he do this?
No! It scares me-Voldemort has captured Sirius
He'll kill him, I know… we'll be parted forever, he won't let him go
I saw it in a dream and I dread
What will happen to him
It's true, I can tell, I saw it in my head.
Voldemort's got him, I saw in my head.
How can he do this, this inhumanoid man
While Voldemort lives, he'll haunt us 'till we're dead.
We'll go, we cannot stay. the one thing I can give
Is to risk my life to let my guardian live
Can we go save the man who was a dad to me?
He's trapped in the Department of Mysteries.

RON:
We'll go, we cannot stay

HERMIONE:
We'll go, I know we should

BOTH:
I know I can't refuse
And yet, I wish I could.
Oh no, if I agree

HARRY:
What horrors wait for me, against Lord Voldemort there?

LUNA:
Harry, wait up!
NEVILLE:
We'll come, we'll all be there

GINNY:
You know that all of us still care about you now~

They mount the thestrals and fly away.

Scene Four: Potter, Will You Ever Learn?

To the tune of The Point of No Return

The DA Six arrive in the Hall of Prophecies

HARRY:
I have brought you
To this place gleaming with glass domes
To this place I envisioned, but now is so eerily silent
Silent
You have come here
Here beside me so far from home.
And now here I am, and I'm wondering
If I made a mistake, if I did the right thing
Now you're all here with me
No seconds thoughts…
It's so silent
Silent…

The Death Eaters appear

LUCIUS:
Potter, will you ever learn
Real life from trances?
Your games of make believe have reached an end.
Past the point of no return
No use insisting
Believing dreams, and trusting what's pretend
What foolishness to trust a dream
Now you're here, they won't hear you scream
Now shall we kill you, or your whole team?
Potter, will you ever learn?
No use escaping
Stand here like a trapped rat, feel your scar burn
You'll die, for it's too late to learn.

BELLATRIX:
You have come here
To the Hall of the Prophecies
To this hall where your life will end, painless and silent
Silent
You've been brought to
The Department of Mysteries
In my mind, I've already imagined
Your death in a manner that's gruesome and violent.
Now you are here with us
No use escaping
From a tyrant
A tyrant
Potter, it's too late to go
No going back now
You're trapped in here, where the fun will begin
Potter, how could you not know
You can't save Black now
But then, you're Gryffindor, we're Slytherin.

LUCIUS:
Lord Voldemort has reached his goal
Now, Potter, give us what you stole
Or you will not escape from us whole!

DEATH EATERS:
Potter, will you ever learn?
You're trapped in our hold
The crosses on the doors no longer burn
Your life ends here
There's no return!

Scene Five: Beyond the Veil

To the tune of Down Once More/Track Down This Murderer

HARRY:
Down once more to the dais where the curtain blows
Down we rush to the chamber of before
Down the path, into darkness, through the door!

LUCIUS:
Why, you ask, boy, were you led by Lord Voldemort to this place?
It's the small and dusty sphere of glass which reflects back your face.

The Order Members enter, but the Death Eaters don't see them. They creep forward as the Death Eaters fight Harry and Neville - the other members of the DA are incapacitated.

ORDER MEMBERS:
Track down these Death Eaters! They must be found!
Fight them all, fight every one! They are lurking everywhere!
Is one over by the veil? Is one hiding over there?

SIRIUS:
Harry?

BELLATRIX:
Potter!

SIRIUS:
Why?

BELLATRIX:
DIE!

LUCIUS:
Harry Potter, today you will die!

SIRIUS:
We'll save him.

LUPIN:
At least try.

DEATH EATERS:
Harry Potter, today you will die!

ORDER MEMBERS:
Track down these Death Eaters, they must be caught!
Hunt out these killers and catch them!

DEATH EATERS:
Or not!

ORDER MEMBERS:
Too late they've preyed on us, but now we know
The servants of Lord Voldemort are here, deep down below.
They're here, the servants of the dark lord!

HARRY:
I never thought that I would see this much blood!
I've already seen more than anyone should…

LUCIUS:
Your fate, it condemns you to wallow in blood!
It's written in that ball, now give it, be good!
That ball-it's the reason the Dark Lord seeks you
That ball-it's why your mother's life is through
That ball-I could say more if I only knew
Give me it 'fore it's too late
Give me the secret to your fate
Or Lord Voldemort appears before your eyes…

HARRY:
The Dark Lord's face holds no horror for me now
It's in his soul where the true distortion lies.

Bellatrix spots the Order Members

LUCIUS:
Wait! Potter, I think we have some guests.
Well, this is indeed an unparalleled delight
I had rather hoped that you would come
And now my wish comes true-you have really made my night.

SIRIUS:
We'll stop you! Do what you like, we will stop you!

BELLATRIX:
My cousin tells a brash, foolish lie.
The Order's useless!

SIRIUS:
We'll catch you! We're Dumbledore's men!

TONKS:
And women!

LUPIN:
All right, Tonks, that, too.

LUCIUS:
If you fight against us, you'll only die!

Everyone starts dueling

HARRY:
Sirius? Sirius? Set him free, you!

BELLATRIX:
That, I can do!
Cousin, I bid you farewell
Did you think I wouldn't kill you?
Why should I treat you like part of our family?
You are just a traitor!
I only laugh at your sad fate as you die?
Nothing can save you now!

SIRIUS:
You can do better!

BELLATRIX:
Nothing can save your life now.
I laugh at you as you die!

SIRIUS:
Don't make me laugh!

BELLATRIX:
I will send you to your death!
Cousin, you'll die!
Cousin, goodbye!
Now, Stupefy!

Sirius falls behind the veil

HARRY:
The tears I shed for my godfather's fate
Aren't tears of grief, but tears of hate!
Bellatrix, I can never forgive you!
You did the unforgivable, now I do!
CRUCIO!

BELLATRIX:
You cannot hurt me with your spell!
You'll never know how it feels to want to kill!

HARRY:
Too late for turning back
Too late to save Sirius Black!

BELLATRIX:
I have killed him and his life is over!

LUCIUS:
Past all hope of cries for help, no hope in fighting!

HARRY:
I can't do this, but I can't let you win!

LUCIUS:
Whatever you do, we'll always win!

HARRY:
How does it feel to be a slave?
To send a good man to his grave?

LUCIUS:
Just give in, it's too late to save him!

HARRY:
This is a nightmare!

LUCIUS:
Potter, will you ever learn?

HARRY:
This is not how he'd have chosen to go!

BELLATRIX:
I won't repent!

LUCIUS:
The final threshold!

BELLATRIX:
Why throw your life away for his sake?

HARRY:
Why do you curse mercy?

LUCIUS:
This is the final lesson you will learn!

HARRY:
I came here just to free him!

BELLATRIX:
It sealed his fate, though!

LUCIUS:
You'll die, it's too late to return!

BELLATRIX:
Well, this is boring. Kill the boy.

DUMBLEDORE:
(Appearing) Pitiful servants of darkness
What life and love have you known?
(He freezes) Harry, don't move, I'm afraid that we are not alone!

Voldemort appears

VOLDEMORT:
Now I've got you, Potter, we're bound by pain!
You can't escape, for we're one and the same!
Too long you've triumphed, but now you can see

HARRY:
The boy and the Dark Lord are both part of me!
You are a monster! A murdering beast!
This pain! Kill me now!

VOLDEMORT:
I'm you, you are me!
And, Potter, you'll never be free!

He vanishes with Bellatrix

DUMBLEDORE:
Take this, a Portkey! Forget all of this!

HARRY:
Leave me alone.

DUMBLEDORE:
Wait in my office.
Go now! I'll come behind you!
Take this back! I have something I must tell.
The secret I've kept from you I must reveal.
Go! Go now! Go now and be free!

Harry goes back to the office

HARRY:
(Sadly) The D.A.! Our plans didn't work today.
The D.A.! We're destroyed, and the fault is only mine now.
DUMBLEDORE, I HATE YOU!!!

He begins throwing Dumbledore's things

DUMBLEDORE:
You're angry with me, and for good reason.
Say you'll listen to me right now, though.
Say you'll hear what I've always kept from you.

HARRY:
Anything you say won't make it right! It's over now, the last hope of my life!

Scene Six: Child of The Prophecy

To the tune of Learn To Be Lonely

DUMBLEDORE:
Child of the Prophecy
Born to James and Lily
Learn to be known as
He who fights the force of darkness.
Too much I cared for you.
Was even scared for you.
Learn to be known, and
Learn to be expected champion
You never dreamed
You played this role
Up until I told you
Yet I've always known
Your fate is set in stone.
Must kill or be killed, Harry.
Child of the prophecy.
Learn to be known as
The Boy Who Lived
Or as The Chosen One
Learn to be known as
Reason to cope
Our only hope… have fun!

"Learn To Be Lonely" is only found in the film version, but I loved this song too much to leave it out. It also seemed appropriate for the spoof!

Scene Seven: Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again

To the tune of the same name

HARRY:
Only you could understand me
Made me feel I mattered
You were friend and father to me
Then my world was shattered.
Wishing you were somehow here again
Wishing you were somehow near
Sometimes it seemed
If I just dreamed
Somehow you would be here
Wishing I could hear your voice again.
Knowing that I never will
Such an abrupt end
To your life, my friend.
Why do they have to kill?
Passing students laughing talking
Breezes warm and gentle
Seems to me improper mourning
For death so accidental.

Instrumental break

HARRY:
Life is so frail
Here-beyond the veil-
In the blink of an eye!
Wishing you were somehow here again
Knowing I must say 'goodbye.'
I can't let go
It's so hard to know
That people have to die
Living memories
Holding back my tears
No more plans to make for our future years
Help me say goodbye
Sirius… I'll try…

This has been "The Phoenix of the Order!" I hope you enjoyed it! I loved writing it!

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