Once upon a time in a non-Muggle land,
A young boy lived in a cozy cottage.
He lived there with his parents, an innocent babe,
But he had enemies, the Death Eaters.
And then, on Halloween,
James Potter's old crony came to the Hollow
And brought with him Lord Voldemort
To gain a false power from the hated Lord.
Not grasping his presence, The Potters
Could not flee the Dark Lord,
And he entered Godric's Hollow.
Wormtail's name clued him to be deceiving the Potters,
But Sirius Black was blamed.
Harry was the only to live
Through the Dark Lord's Avada Kedavra curse,
The only Potter to survive the bout.
Harry lived with Muggles, never knowing his true life,
For they had hidden his fam'ly, past, and magic.
Then at eleven,
He fin'lly returned to the wizard world,
And went to Hogwarts School, lived in the castle,
And met his own kind.
Happy in this brand new life,
Harry twice beat the Dark Lord in the castle,
Played Quidditch to his heart's content, and discovered the truth of his
parents' murder.
The life he was living
Would soon be consumed by darkness,
For the Dark Lord had not died.
Yet few wizards could trust each other,
And Death Eaters still flourished.
The happiness he had set up
Would crumble around his friends.
In time, they would have to fight Lord Voldemort
To save lives.
As the years passed,
Lord Voldemort got stronger and stronger,
And his servant fin'lly came back to him.
Hello
Based on Bonjour
Scene: Everyone is welcoming Harry back to the wizarding world for a new
school year.
HARRY:
RON: Hello!
HARRY:
RITA: Look, there he goes. That boy is odd, no question.
NEVILLE: Hello!
HERMIONE: Hello!
FRED: I need testers!
HARRY: There's so much more to this wizard world.
OLIVER: Look, there he goes. That boy is one good Seeker.
HARRY: Oh, isn't this amazing?
DRACO:
PANSY: Look, there he goes. Isn't he dreamy?
LEE: **** it!
MCGONAGALL: Jordan!
BILL: Good day!
FLEUR: Bonjour!
RON: You call these robes?
PANSY: My lovely prince.
DOBBY: Some socks?
BLAISE: Oh yes.
HERMIONE: One pair.
HAGRID: 'scuse me.
PEEVES: I'll get you yet.
DRACO: Please let him die!
SPROUT: This pot!
ANGELINA: The Snitch!
SPROUT: It broke!
ANGELINA: Catch it!
RON: I hate potions.
HARRY: Well maybe so, but--
DRACO: Just watch, I'm going to make Harry's guts curl!
EVERYONE: Look, there he goes. That boy is odd but special,
RON: Hello!
EVERYONE: Harry!
Draco
Based on Gaston"
SCENE: Just after Draco calls Hermione a Mudblood; then in the Slytherin common room
RON: Is he gone? Can you believe him? He labeled her a mudblood. Hermione
the smartest, brightest...
DRACO: Who does he think he is? That git has messed with the wrong wizard.
CRABBE & GOYLE: No one's slick as Draco.
Everyone in common room: No one's swell like Draco,
EVERYONE:
GOYLE: Draco is the best
EVERYONE: No one fights like Draco,
EVERYONE: No one thinks like Draco,
DRACO: When I was a boy I had four dozen elves
EVERYONE: No one aims like Draco,
EVERYONE:Say it again:
GOYLE: And his name's D-R-A-C
D-R-A-C-E
CRABBE: D-R-A-K-O
EVERYONE: Draco!
Voldemort
Based on the Gaston Reprise
Scene: Voldemort and Barty Crouch Jr. are together plotting
MOODY: Help! Someone help me!
Barty, I'm afraid I've been thinking.
VOLDEMORT: If you...
VOLDEMORT and BARTY: No one
Give Commands
Based on Be Our Guest
Scene: Harry, Ron, and Hermione's trip to the kitchen
DOBBY: My dear friend, Harry, it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure
that we welcome you tonight. And now we invite you to ask us for whatever you should like from the
kitchen, and we will go fetch it for you.
HOUSE ELF 1: Give commands.
HOUSE ELF 2: Pumpkin juice,
HOUSE ELF 3: We can cook.
HOUSE ELF 4: Lasagna,
HOUSE ELF 5: You're here now,
DOBBY: We clean rooms
If you're stressed,
DOBBY: Life is so unnerving
WINKY: Ah, those good old days with Master Barty.
DOBBY: Give commands.
We'll get it,
ELF 2: Give commands.
DOBBY: While the candlelight is glowing
ELVES: Pie by pie,
Something There That Wasn't There Before
Based on the song of the same name
Scene: Harry arrives at Grimmauld Place
HARRY: There's nothing here right in between,
I'll go inside 12 Grimmauld Place,
Odd and rather amazing.
MOODY: Come on, hurry.
Set Free for Good
Based on Human Again
Scene: Hermione forces Fred and George to stop testing their goods on first
years.
HERMIONE:Oh stop it, Fred, George. You can't feed those to them.
GEORGE: We'll be dreaming for good,
FRED: I'll be pranking for good,
When we're set free for good, fin'lly set free for good.
FRED: We'll make trick wands and food,
FRED+GEORGE: When we're set free for good, fin'lly set free for good.
FRED: I'll be kind for a change.
FRED: So taste those Fainting Fancies.
GEORGE: Sell all the Wheezes we please.
FRED: Put out as many new things as we dare.
FRED+GEORGE: When we're set free for good, fin'lly set free for good,
GEORGE: We'll be playing for good, apparating for good,
HERMIONE:There is no way that you will get to go
FRED+GEORGE: We'll be set free for good.
We'll be living for good.
We'll meet a few lasses
Kill the Boy
Based on Kill the Beast
Scene: The Death Eaters are preparing to go to the Department of Mysteries.
LUCIUS: Potter will take us off of the map!
DOLOHOV: We're not safe until he's dead.
NOTT: Through the halls,
PETER: Yes! I will help you do it!
EVERYONE: Grab your hood.
LUCIUS: We'll get hold of the prophecy and take his life!
EVERYONE: Bring your life,
BELLATRIX: Apparate.
Kill the boy!
Kill the boy!
Kill the boy!
Harry and Voldy
Based on the title song from Beauty and the Beast
Betrayal old as time,
Ever so normal,
Betrayal old as time,
Betrayal old as time,
Whole new world,
It is hidden away
From Muggle eyes, now home to me.
Whole new world,
Full of many wizards
Walking up to say...
STAN SHUNPIKE: 'ello!
HAGRID: 'allo!
ARTHUR: 'ello!
COLIN: Hello!
There goes Dumbledore looking grand like always,
The same long beard and eyes that see.
Every day never the same,
Since the morning that I came
To this grand wizarding world.
Sad and most tragic, don't you agree?
Filch: Arrived in a flying car.
Dennis: And his head's got that weird scar.
GEORGE: No denying he's a funny guy, Harry.
HARRY: Good day!
How is your granny?
GINNY: Good day!
How is your cat?
HERMIONE: That's quite disgusting.
I'm so glad that he's on the team.
SIRIUS: With his tousled, James-like looks,
LUPIN: And the green eyes that he took,
EVERYONE:What a wonder to the rest of us, Harry.
It's my favorite place because, you know,
Here's where I met my best friends,
And I don't think that I'll ever want to have to go.
SNAPE: Now, it's no wonder that he is such a star,
But I'll not let him my name mar.
CHO: But behind that fair facade,
PADMA/PARVATI: We're afraid he's rather odd.
CHO/PADMA/PARVATI: Very different from the rest of us.
EVERYONE:He's nothing like the rest of us,
Yes different from the rest of us, Harry.
Right from the moment when I met him, saw him,
I said he was haughty and felt hate.
Here in school there's only he
Who is more trendy than me,
So I'm making plans to curse and hurt Harry.
Draco Malfoy. Oh, he's so cute.
BLAISE: He stole my heart; I'm hardly breathing.
He's such a tall, blonde, strong, and handsome prince.
There's so much more to this wizard world.
A most int'resting young wizard.
It's a pity and a sin;
He doesn't quite fit in.
Yes, he really is a funny boy,
RITA: So tragic but a funny boy.
EVERYONE:He really is a funny boy,
That
STAN: 'ello!
HAGRID: 'allo!
ARTHUR: 'ello!
COLIN: Hello!
HARRY: Evil Draco, can't you just hear him?
Evil Draco, the foul rodent.
RON: Bloody hell, do I want to kill him.
I want to curse him and my anger vent
By blasting him into many small pieces.
I want to more than I can tell.
HARRY: And for once it might be grand
To force him to understand.
What he does to people at his hands.
No one can defeat Draco.
CRABBE: Hmph. Darn right.
DRACO: Beaten, overcome, publicly humiliated. Why, it's more than I can
take.
GOYLE: Want cake?
DRACO: What for? Nothing helps. I'm shown up.
CRABBE: Who, you? Never. Draco, you've got to pull yourself together.
Gosh it upsets me to see you, Draco,
Looking so miserable.
GOYLE: Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you, Draco,
Even on dueling tables.
There's no kid in school as generous as you.
You're Slytherin's favorite guy.
CRABBE: Everyone's awed or terrified by you,
And it's not very hard to see why.
No one's quick as Draco.
No one plays such bloody brilliant tricks as Draco's,
For there's no guy in school half as wealthy,
Perfect, a pure paragon.
You can ask either Blaise, Flint, or Bletchley,
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on.
Uses gel like Draco.
No one's got a family tree to tell like Draco.
DRACO: As a pureblood I am quite intimidating.
Girls in Common Room: I want a guy like Draco.
Give five hip hips.
Give twelve hoorays.
On Potter's best days!
Has highlights like Draco.
CRABBE: In a potions class nobody smites like Draco.
Girls in Room: For there's no one as intense and witty.
DRACO: As you know, I've got galleons to spare.
GOYLE: Not a bit of him's stupid or ugly.
DRACO: That's right, and if a Gryffindor died I wouldn't care.
Can make tweaks like Draco.
In a Quidditch match nobody seeks like Draco.
DRACO: I'm especially good at Gryffindor beating. Nyah!
EVERYONE:Slytherin's Draco!
Every day to do all of the household chores,
And now that I'm grown I have five dozen elves,
So we've got very glittery floors.
Plays mind games like Draco.
CRABBE: And can say he has an ancient name like Draco.
DRACO: I have Death Eaters in all of my family.
Who's a man of a man?
And we'll say it once more.
Who's that wizard next door?
Who's that super success?
Don't you know? Can't you guess?
By his friends and many hangers on?
There's only one guy in school
Who defines the word cool.
VOLDEMORT: Moody.
MOODY: Please! I need your help! The trash cans: they have come after me
once again.
BARTY: What?
MOODY: Tonks! Get here quick! Not a minute to lose!
VOLDEMORT: Yes, Mad Eye Moody. Who's going to teach at Hogwarts?
MOODY: Arthur! I'm telling you they want me dead!
BARTY: Paranoid Moody?
MOODY: Dead!
VOLDEMORT: Yes, old Mad Eye Moody?
MOODY: The Ministry won't help!
BARTY: With dear Harry?
MOODY: Arthur! Will you help me?
VOLDEMORT: Yes, with Harry. Who'd suspect him?
MOODY: Kingsley? Where is he? Arthur! Arthur!
BARTY: Crazy old Moody. He's always death getting threats.
VOLDEMORT: Yes, crazy old Moody. Yes, crazy old Moody.
BARTY: A dangerous pastime.
VOLDEMORT: I know.
But that wacky old coot is at Hogwarts,
And Moody is going to soon go.
Now the wheels in my head have been turning,
Since I thought of that loony old man.
See, I promised myself I'd destroy that Potter,
And, right now, I'm evolving a plan!
BARTY: Yes.
VOLDEMORT: If I...
BARTY: No, but he...
VOLDEMORT: Yes!
BARTY: Now I get it! I'll go!
BARTY: Walks like you do,
VOLDEMORT: Takes cheap shots like I do,
BARTY: Plans to take advantage of crackpots like you do.
Barty and VOLDEMORT: So Potter's death soon we'll be celebrating.
BARTY: My, want a guy, you are!
Give commands.
Watch us put food in your hands.
Ask us for anything Ron, Harry,
And we'll get if we can.
Some mustard?
Why, we only live to serve.
Try the pastries;
They're delicious.
Trust me, 'cause we
Test the dishes.
We iron.
Even though, sirs,
We have fur,
We cook food here ev'ry day with our hands.
Go on and ask for something.
Someone will get moving.
Give commands.
Your commands.
Give commands.
Bread and cheese,
Pies and puddings or cookies.
We'll prepare
And serve you there
A great variety with care.
After food,
And the choices all so good.
No one's gloomy or complaining
As long as we're entertaining.
With broomsticks.
We light all the candlesticks,
And it's all in perfect order you don't see.
Come on and ask us, please.
We'll give it to you free.
You give commands.
It's fine dining we suggest.
ALL ELVES: Give commands.
Give commands.
Give commands.
For a servant
Who's not serving.
He's not whole
Without a soul
To wait upon.
Suddenly, those good old days were gone.
Since birth I'd been working,
Hardly ever causing irking,
Watching Barty close, always after the boy.
Today I must work here in this castle.
House Elf 1: Lazy, bad, a disgrace.
Please forget you have seen her face.
Give commands.
Sakes alive and I'll be blessed.
Get juice poured,
Thank the lord
We've just the napkins freshly pressed.
We'll give soup.
You want tea?
Dear Harry, that's fine with me.
While the others do the washing.
We'll get ice cream.
We'll get icing.
What you want.
Come on sirs! Ron, a croissant?
HOUSE ELF 3:: Go get it!
We want the visitors happy.
We will wait on both you.
ELF 4: Is it one lump or two?
ELF 3: For your commands.
ELVES: Give commands.
ELF 5: Your commands.
EVERYONE:Give commands.
Give commands.
None of us ever need rest.
It's been days,
Since we've had anyone to wait,
And we're obsessed.
Want a cake,
List your needs.
We aim to please.
Let us help get your bash going.
Cake by cake.
We'll give you
What you should take.
Then we'll send you back upstairs
When you're ready.
And, tonight you will eat quite fair.
Now, you take care.
Your demands.
Your demands.
Your demands.
Your demands.
House number eleven and house number thirteen,
But now stone steps, and an old door.
I wonder why I couldn't see it there before.
But when I see Ron I think I'll just give him space.
Hermione I'll just ignore.
They were here without me with Order, what's more.
Who'd have ever thought that this could be?
Watching a house inflating,
But there's something right here that I simply didn't see.
TONKS: Well, let's go in!
LUPIN: Well go inside.
TONKS: Quickly Harry.
MOODY: And when you get in you shouldn't touch anything.
TONKS: Don't go to far in.
MOODY+TONKS+LUPIN: Go in, Harry.
Walk through the door.
HARRY: There is now a house there that wasn't there before.
LUPIN: Well, of course there's a home there that wasn't there before.
MOODY: Please go in before I have to use magic more.
FRED: Well of course we test it on ourselves first.
GEORGE: Yes, yes, yes, and there's no harm in eating a few, you know, a
couple. Besides, we must test them on someone for when Hogwarts finally sets
us free for good.
FRED: Ah, set free for good.
GEORGE: Set free for good.
HERMIONE:But think what that means!
Be inventing for good.
With a Puking Pastille in each hand.
When we're set free for good, fin'lly set free for good,
Possessing the best joke shop in the land.
Ron annoying for good.
GEORGE: Which can cause him to shout and throw things.
FRED: Ha ha! I'll leave this school quickly
And go work at Weasleys'.
FRED+GEORGE: I can't wait to be set free for good.
When we're guilty and felons no more.
When we're set free for good, gladly set free for good
GEORGE: Oh, Harry, won't it be grand for sure?
And won't they get huge?
Why, we'll easily make our lot rent.
We'll produce our nougats.
We'll wear coats; we'll get hats.
It's our wish to be set free for good.
When we get to step out by ourselves.
HERMIONE:Really? That'd be strange.
FRED: Can we help it that we must fill shelves?
GEORGE: In our Diagon shop
Just watch us get on top.
Watch them rapidly empty our shelves.
Far from schools and teachers,
We'll buy things and send yours.
We'll be "sirs."
FRED+GEORGE: When we're set free for good.
Let's move to a new address.
We'll last for years and years,
Sell extendable ears,
Bring laughter tears.
Collect galleons and the rest.
If all goes as planned to
Time may be at hand to
Bring laughter tears.
GEORGE: Sell these here, and sell those over there.
FRED: Sweets that bring blood,
Trick wands just for fun,
Get yours today.
When Hogwarts fin'lly sets us both free.
He'll set us free for good. We're amsumin' again.
We'll do well in our shop, don't you see?
And hope that it's A.S.A.P.
Little shove, little shout,
And we'll leave in a rout,
When we are fin'lly set free for good.
If you pull pranks everywhere, high and low.
FRED: Hm, what do you think of that?
HERMIONE:Fred, you can't mean to leave early?
GEORGE: Oh, of course he can.
HERMIONE:You mean you are leaving?
FRED: We've started a shop. Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes.
GEORGE: You can locate it at ninety-
FRED: Two.
GEORGE: Three.
FRED: Three, right, Diagon Alley!
We'll be heaping our goods.
We'll be keeping our shop with such ease,
When we're set free for good, gladly set free for good.
We'll be selling boxes. One, two, three.
We'll be playing for good.
Sandwiched right in on Diagon Alley.
We'll be rich and high class,
On that glorious morn
When we find we're reborn
'Cause we've been set free for good.
He'll bring the aurors down on us!
PETER: Yes!
MACNAIR: We're not safe 'til his head is mounted on the wall. I say we kill
the boy!
He'll send aurors in the night.
BELLATRIX: Set to devastate Death Eaters
With his boundless good and light.
RODOLPHUS: He'll wreak havoc on our faction
If we let him wander free.
LUCIUS: So, it's time to take some action, men!
It's time to follow me!
Through the doors,
Through the shadows,
It's much disorder,
RABASTAN: And it's one resolute group.
He's so near, then we're here,
At the Department of Myst'ries,
And the Potter boy is already inside.
AVERY: It's the boy!
BELLATRIX (mocking): He's got friends, really brave ones,
Want our ends, pull their wands
To cast spells.
JUGSON: From his dreams, here they came,
And we wanna hear him scream
'til he's dead!
Good and dead!
VOLDEMORT: Kill the boy!
LUCIUS: If you go with us you'll botch it all. You must remain!
VOLDEMORT: Peter here with me.
LUCIUS: We can't have him ruining the plan for Potter.
PETER: Let me go!
LUCIUS: We'll rid the Dark Lord of this boy! Who's with me?
AVERY: I am!
MULCIBER: I am!
ROOKWOOD: I am!
Make this good.
LUCIUS: Listen to me when we have arrived.
EVERYONE: We're counting on Luc'us to lead the way.
From passage,
To entry,
Where there stands that Harry Potter
Thanks to our Lord's most wonderful idea.
It's the boy,
Just one more little Mudblood.
We won't rest 'til he's merely our toy.
Let's get on, tally ho!
Grab your wand.
Grab your foe.
Take a hood and here we go!
Wipe your guts
As we stand here and he scares us
LUCIUS: And this Potter is intelligent at least.
EVERYONE: Bring your guns.
Bring your wits.
Give him teasers and tidbits.
We'll help the Dark Lord and kill gits.
We'll kill the boy!
Let us move.
We will saunter into the duels,
Unafraid of the little wizards.
Everyone else: Raise your wands.
If we're wrong,
If it's really that he's strong,
What it takes is just one curse!
Let's kill the boy!
Kill the boy!
Kill the boy!
Kill the boy!
Kill the boy!
True as it can be,
He killed both his friends,
Padfoot wants revenge,
Most expectedly.
Just a little spell,
Before James could tell,
Death Eaters surround,
The babe was then found,
Harry by Voldy.
Ever so diff'rent,
Ever just a boy,
Ever somewhat coy,
Though nicer you've met.
Curse as old as book,
Peril in the land
By the Dark Lord's hand.
For Harry they look.
The Dark Lord is back,
Peter his crony.
Now back to his crime,
Harry and Voldy
Betrayal old as time,
Now back to his crime,
Harry and Voldy.
Harry Potter
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