Harry
A Prisoner of Azkaban musical by R.J. Lupin based on Annie by Charles Strouse and Martin Charnin
Little Orphan Harry
It's the hard-knock life, all right. From the filk musical Harry.
Image © 2004
Red Scharlach
Little Orphan Harry
It's the hard-knock life, all right. From the filk musical Harry.
Image © 2004
Red Scharlach
Copyright 2004 by R.J. Lupin
All songs are based on the Broadway version, although the songs which were written for the movie are also included.
Based on It's the Hard-Knock Life
SCENE ONE : HARRY is back at Privet Drive while AUNT MARGE is visiting. HARRY looks around his room miserably and sings.
HARRY:
It's the Muggle life for me
It's the Muggle life for me
'Steada broomsticks
I see cars
And nobody
Loves my scar
It's the Muggle life!
I want to go to Hogsmeade
So a Muggle life I'll heed
Regular post
'Steada owls
'Steada smiling
I just scowl
It's the Muggle life!
Uncle Vernon told everyone around here
That I go to a Juvenile school
And yet Aunt Marge thinks that is nothing to fear
She thinks that she can carry all the rule
And just like one of Uncle Vernon's dumb drills
Aunt Marge's voice bores right into my head
And it's always been booming and really shrill
I would be much better off if she were dead
Oh
It's a Muggle life
Such a buggle life
Really boring life
Feels like snoring life
Quidditch I wish I could play
Erm, 'Quidditch', what's that I say?
Well life becomes such a bore
When you're stuck at Number Four
It's the Muggle life
It is the last night of AUNT MARGE'S stay, and HARRY is already furious
AUNT MARGE: (spoken): Proud of your parents boy? They go and get themselves killed in a car crash, drunk I expect! You insolent, ungrateful little-
AUNT MARGE stops speaking and begins to swell up
HARRY:
She's gonna be a balloon
Gonna run up to my room
Get my trunk and then my broom
I've had enough, I'm leaving!
HARRY runs up and grabs his things, then comes back and walks to the door
Gonna run out and be free
Because it was such a chore
Being there at Number Four
No more Muggle life
No more Muggle life
Went to Wizard life!
HARRY exits and slams door
Gryffindors (PoA, Chap. 5)
Based on Little Girls
SCENE TWO: At the end of the first night of Hogwarts, SNAPE
dreads waking up and having to start the year teaching Gryffindors again.
SNAPE:
I'm an ordinary teacher of Potions
Red and gold, gold and red
Karkaroff over from Durmstrang
How I hate teaching those
Someday they'll realize I'm the best
I know on the next Quidditch match
Professor Trelawney's Predictions (PoA, Chap. 6)
Based on Maybe
SCENE THREE The first class of Divination - enter TRELAWNEY
TRELAWNEY:
And my name, dears, is
Now you there, boy
And so in second term
The class all begins to practice with tea leaves, and TRELAWNEY goes to HARRY'S cup
Harry, my dear
My dear you have the Grim!
I Hope Hagrid Will Teach Us Well (PoA, Chap. 6)
Based on I Think I'm Gonna Like It Here
SCENE FOUR: The first Care of Magical Creatures class
HAGRID: (spoken)
(sung)
DRACO: (spoken)
HAGRID:
DRACO: (spoken)
HAGRID:
DRACO: (sarcastically spoken)
HARRY:
The class follows HAGRID to the paddock of Hippogriffs
HAGRID:
LAVENDER: (spoken)
HAGRID:
HARRY:
HARRY goes up to the paddock to BUCKBEAK and HAGRID instructs him on what
to do
HAGRID:
Climb on him behind the wing joint
HERMIONE: (spoken)
HAGRID:
RON and HERMIONE:
HARRY rides up on the back of BUCKBEAK
HARRY:
HARRY lands, and the class begins to practice with hippogriffs. DRACO takes
BUCKBEAK
DRACO:
CRABBE and GOYLE:
DRACO:
BUCKBEAK slashes DRACO
Oh my God, look, oh my
HARRY, RON, and HERMIONE:
You Won't Beat a Boggart Without a Smile (PoA, Chap. 7)
Based on You're Never Fully Dressed Without a Smile
SCENE FIVE: In Defense Against the Dark Arts, LUPIN tells his class how to tackle a boggart
LUPIN:
Well, you fear Snape
When you see a boggart
So you're amused
Neville forces Boggart Snape into his grandmother's clothes
LUPIN: (spoken)
CLASS:
LUPIN:
CLASS:
LUPIN:
CLASS:
LUPIN:
CLASS:
LUPIN:
The class fades away, and we are in the Gryffindor Common room where the
class talks excitedly about their DADA lesson
RON: (spoken)
GRYFFINDORS: (adlibs)
RON: (standing up and acting as LUPIN)
GRYFFINDORS:
Well, you fear Snape
HERMIONE:
NEVILLE:
RON: (spoken as LUPIN)
HARRY: (appears as Grandmother Boggart Snape and shimmies)
GRYFFINDORS:
Hogsmeade Street (PoA, Chap. 10)
Based on Easy Street
SCENE SIX: Fred and George are with Harry, and they tell him how
he can get to Hogsmeade, to give him his 'early Christmas present'
GEORGE:
FRED:
GEORGE:
FRED:
GEORGE:
FRED and GEORGE:
Hogsmeade Street
HARRY:
FRED AND GEORGE:
HARRY:
GEORGE:
FRED:
FRED and GEORGE:
HARRY:
FRED and GEORGE:
FRED, GEORGE, and HARRY:
FRED:
GEORGE:
HARRY:
FRED, GEORGE, and HARRY:
FRED and GEORGE exit, and HARRY is alone with the map. He looks at it, then
runs to the one-eyed witch's hump
HARRY:
The Firebolt (PoA, Chap. 11)
Based on Sandy
SCENE SEVEN: It is Christmas morning, and HARRY and RON are
opening their presents when HARRY finds a Firebolt for himself. Together,
HARRY and RON admire it and wonder who sent it
HARRY:
RON:
HARRY:
RON:
HARRY:
RON:
Lupin!
HARRY:
RON:
HARRY:
Patronus (PoA, Chap. 12)
Based on Tomorrow
SCENE EIGHT: HARRY'S first Anti-dementor lesson. LUPIN
tells HARRY what he will be learning
LUPIN:
Now concentrate on a happy memory
Oh
Expecto
Several Patronus lessons later, HARRY is still struggling to make one.
LUPIN encourages him
It's harder with more dementors
Expecto
A silvery shadow resembling a stag slightly comes out of HARRY'S wand
LUPIN and HARRY:
Face It, Your Cat Just Ate My Rat (PoA, Chap. 13)
Based on I Don't Need Anything But You
SCENE NINE: RON is convinced that HERMIONE'S cat,
Crookshanks, ate Scabbers.
RON:
HERMIONE:
RON:
HERMIONE:
RON:
Your cat is such a monster
HERMIONE:
RON:
HERMIONE:
RON:
That thing thinks it's a
HERMIONE:
RON:
Scabbers is gone forever
HERMIONE:
RON:
HERMIONE:
RON:
You act like Scabbers
HERMIONE:
RON:
HERMIONE:
RON:
We'd Like To Thank You, Sir Cadogan (PoA, Chap. 14)
Based on We'd Like To Thank You, Herbert Hoover
SCENE TEN: SIR CADOGAN let SIRIUS BLACK into the Gryffindor Common Room. SIRIUS had slashed RON'S curtains, then disappeared. Now, the castle is being searched again, and the whole school just can't help unleashing their anger on SIR CADOGAN
TEACHERS and STUDENTS:
RON:
GRYFFINDORS:
NEVILLE:
GRYFFINDORS:
TEACHERS and STUDENTS:
HARRY, RON, and HERMIONE:
RON:
HARRY and HERMIONE:
RON:
GRYFFINDORS:
TEACHERS and STUDENTS:
We'd like to thank you, Sir Cadogan
GRYFFINDORS:
TEACHERS and STUDENTS:
(spoken)
Snape's Grudge (PoA, Chap. 14)
Based on Sign
SCENE ELEVEN: SNAPE discovers the Marauder's Map in HARRY'S
pocket. He commands it to open, and once it does, Mr. MOONY, WORMTAIL,
PADFOOT, and PRONGS begin to speak with SNAPE.
SNAPE:
MR. MOONY, MR. PRONGS, MR. PADFOOT, and MR. WORMTAIL:
MR. MOONY:
SNAPE: (spoken)
MR. MOONY:
SNAPE: (spoken)
MR. PRONGS:
SNAPE: (spoken)
MR. PRONGS
MR. PADFOOT: (simultaneous with below)
SNAPE: (simultaneous with above)
MR. WORMTAIL (simultaneous with below)
SNAPE: (simultaneous with above)
MR. MOONY, MR. WORMTAIL, MR. PADFOOT, and MR. PRONGS:
MR. PADFOOT:
SNAPE: (spoken)
MR. PRONGS:
SNAPE: (spoken)
MR. MOONY:
SNAPE: (spoken)
MR. WORMTAIL:
SNAPE:
LUPIN: (spoken as he comes out of the fireplace)
SNAPE:
LUPIN: (spoken)
SNAPE:
LUPIN: (spoken)
SNAPE:
LUPIN (simultaneous with below):
SNAPE: (simultaneous with above)
LUPIN: (spoken)
HARRY:
LUPIN:
RON: (bursting into the office)
LUPIN:
SNAPE:
LUPIN: (spoken)
SNAPE:
LUPIN: (spoken)
SNAPE:
LUPIN: (spoken)
SNAPE:
LUPIN: (spoken)
SNAPE:
LUPIN:
SNAPE: (spoken)
HARRY and RON scurry out, and LUPIN is still in the office
Wolf!
Let's Go Win the Quidditch Cup (PoA, Chap. 15)
Based on Let's Go To the Movies
SCENE TWELVE: The GRYFFINDOR QUIDDITCH TEAM is a little worried
about the game, and OLIVER manages to give them a pep talk anyway
OLIVER:
This is my last year to
Well, the weather's in fair good condition
GRYFFINDOR TEAM: (except OLIVER)
OLIVER:
GRYFFINDOR TEAM:
OLIVER:
If we want the Cup then
FRED and GEORGE:
OLIVER:
GRYFFINDOR TEAM:
HARRY:
GRYFFINDOR TEAM:
We will play Slytherin
HARRY:
GRYFFINDOR TEAM:
And the game begins: GRYFFINDOR wins, and they cheer
ANGELINA, ALICIA, and KATIE:
OLIVER, FRED, GEORGE, and HARRY: (at the same time as the girls)
ANGELINA, ALICIA, and KATIE:
OLIVER, FRED, GEORGE, and HARRY: (at the same time as the girls)
GRYFFINDOR TEAM:
We had played Slytherin
The Confession (PoA, Chap. 19)
Based on N.Y.C
SCENE THIRTEEN: We are in the Shrieking Shack with SIRIUS,
LUPIN, HARRY, RON, and HERMIONE. SIRIUS finally tells his story.
SIRIUS:
While I was in there the dementors sucked
See that rat?
Harry, I had as good killed your parents
LUPIN:
SIRIUS:
LUPIN:
SIRIUS:
LUPIN:
SIRIUS:
LUPIN forces SCABBERS to show himself. There is a bunch of white light, and
then in SCABBERS' spot is PETER
PETER:
I always knew that
SIRIUS:
LUPIN:
SIRIUS and LUPIN:
Dumb Rat (PoA, Chap. 19)
Based on Dumb Dog
SCENE FOURTEEN: Upon hearing SCABBERS' true identity, RON has
freaked out, and looks at PETER with disgust
RON:
You lived in my house for
Dumb rat!
You're the most disgusting rat
We Got Peter (PoA, Chap. 19)
Based on We Got Annie
SCENE FIFTEEN: SIRIUS and LUPIN are so excited that now they can kill Peter that they break out into a song and start dancing. Be sure to
picture them dancing elaborately like in the movie, and singing loudly. They dance spontaneously around the Shack, and aren't really aware that
HARRY, RON, HERMIONE, and PETER are watching them in shock. Feel free to get out your CD from the movie so you can really get an idea of how the dance break goes.
SIRIUS:
LUPIN:
SIRIUS:
We finally got the rat
LUPIN:
SIRIUS:
LUPIN:
And so Peter was the spy
SIRIUS:
LUPIN:
SIRIUS and LUPIN:
SIRIUS and LUPIN begin to dance victoriously around the Shack
SIRIUS and LUPIN:
SIRIUS and LUPIN dance faster around the Shack, and dance more excitedly
SIRIUS and LUPIN:
The dance begins to slow down, then has a quick punch of excitement, then
slows down again. HARRY, RON, HERMIONE, and PETER can only stare at them
LUPIN: (spoken, with his dignity returning)
Something Was Missing (PoA, Chap. 20)
Based on Something Was Missing of course
SCENE SIXTEEN: CROOKSHANKS, LUPIN, PETTIGREW, RON, SNAPE,
SIRIUS, HARRY, and HERMIONE are making their way back to the castle. SIRIUS
begins to talk to HARRY, wondering if HARRY would like to live with him, and
then SIRIUS begins to sing.
SIRIUS:
Everyone thinks that I'm
Where would that someone be?
The world seemed to suck out
Would they so believe me
The world seemed to suck out
Patronus Reprise (PoA, Chap. 20)
Based on Tomorrow Reprise
SCENE SEVENTEEN: The dementors are closing around SIRIUS, as HARRY & HERMIONE try to help him
HARRY:
SIRIUS: (spoken as he trembles from the dementors)
HARRY:
Now I concentrate on a happy memory
Oh
Expecto
SIRIUS faints
HARRY: (spoken)
HARRY and HERMIONE: (Hermione singing weakly)
HARRY: (spoken)
Oh
HARRY and HERMIONE: (Hermione singing weakly)
HERMIONE passes out
HARRY:
HARRY faints
He Won't Get His Soul Sucked At All (PoA, Chap. 21)
Based on You Won't Be An Orphan For Long
SCENE EIGHTEEN: HARRY and HERMIONE sit in the Hospital Wing,
and become determined to go rescue SIRIUS before the dementors suck out his
soul.
HARRY:
HERMIONE:
HARRY and HERMIONE:
HERMIONE:
HARRY:
HERMIONE:
HARRY:
HARRY and HERMIONE:
And though it will not be easy
Gryffindors, Gryffindors
Everyday I wake I must teach them
Gryffindors, Gryffindors
Every night and day I must see them
Sometimes the students make me want some beer
And I apply, teach DADA I try
But I'm still Potions teacher through the year
Everything has that stupid lion
If I do get my way
All those Gryffindors will be dying
Rides while his students push oars
Lucky me, Lucky me
Look at who I'm stuck pushing
Gryffindors!
Bratty kids will just no discipline
I just know I will crack
Should their cauldrons be melted again
And they'll go down on all fours
Asking me to forgive everything they'd done to me
Those Gryffindors!
Potter is going to score
Then I'll pray, right away
For the ending day of those
Gryffindors!
Welcome now my dears
Nice to see you at last
Welcome here Divination
We'll study future, not past
Professor Trelawney
And there is no one at Hogwarts
Here who can See as I See
Is your grandma well?
I really wouldn't
Believe that she's swell
This term we'll read
Tea leaves best we can
Oh, and dear be-
-Ware a red haired man
Crystal balls we'll endeavor
Easter, someone is leaving for
Ever
Let me see your cup
The falcon, you have a deadly enemy
The club, an attack
The skull, danger path
And my poor boy
What is this I see?
I've barely caught my breath
The Grim is the most worst omen
Of death!
Goteh' great lesson coming up! Come on!
Now first just open up your books
Exactly how?
You can't open, that's what you tell?
How do we open our books?
You've got to stroke them down the spine
How silly we've been! We should have stroked them!
I hope Hagrid will teach us well!
These creatures are called hippogriffs
Oooooooooh!
I really think they are so swell
(spoken)
Beau'iful, aren't they?
(sung)
Does anyone want to come near?
(spoken)
Come on, anybody?
Fine then, I'll do it, might as well
Harry, now
Come and bow
Look him in the eye
You've done well
I can tell
Buckbeak will let you fly!
Oh, I'm not really sure he should do this!
Pull no feathers or he will yell
So grab onto his side
He'll take you for a ride
I hope Hagrid will teach us well!
Oh he dips
Well this trip's
Now what I prefer
Min'stry lines
Hagrid's mind
Extremely
Do differ!
Well I knew this would be easy
Well he knew this would be easy
You ugly brute, you're not much hell
I think I'm gonna die!
I hope Hagrid will teach us well!
Neville, come here
Tell me your fear
And we'll change its style
'Cause Neville
You won't beat a boggart without a smile
We'll make him great
You'll laugh out a mile
'Cause Neville
You won't beat a boggart without a smile
It'll change to what you most fear
But if you force it to amuse
Then it'll be out of here
Say Riddikulus
It'll blow its fuse
It's gone for a while
Remember
You won't beat a boggart without a smile
Ah, it's Grandmother Boggart Snape!
Ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Well, you feared Snape
We made him great
You laughed out a mile
Remember you won't beat a boggart
Won't beat a boggart
Without an S!
M!
I!
L!
E!
Smile, darn ya!
When you see a boggart
It'll change to what you most fear
But if you force it to amuse
Then it'll be out of here…
That was the best Defense Against the Dark Arts lesson we ever had!
Yep…Great…Excellent (etc.)
So class, I am going to teach you how to tackle a boggart. So then…
(sung)
Neville, come here
Tell me your fear
And we'll change its style
'Cause Neville
You won't beat a boggart without a smile
We'll make him great
You'll laugh out a mile
'Cause Neville
You won't beat a boggart without a smile
When you see a boggart
It'll change to what you most fear
But if you force it to amuse
Then it'll be out of here
Say Riddikulus
Ah, it's Grandmother Boggart Snape!
Do do do do do
Do do do do do
Do do do do do do do!
So you're amused
It'll blow its fuse
It's gone for a while
Remember you won't beat a boggart
Though you may be so smart
You won't beat a boggart
Without A
Smile
Smile
Smile
Smile, darn ya, smile!
We remember the way you said your Uncle
Had never signed your Hogsmeade parchment
And so we decided your need is greater
Besides we know this, and its statement
In our first year, we were carefree and young
And Filch got mad for...
...Our bomb of dung
As we sat in his moldy little office
We took this parchment, and its advice to…
Hogsmeade Street
With all its great shops
Yeah yeah yeah
Can't be beat
Hogsmeade Street
Its one of the tops
Hogsmeade Street…
Hogsmeade Street
Where you'll have your day
Yeah yeah yeah
Off your seat
To Hogsmeade Street
This will show your way
Now I really think that you're winding me up
This isn't cracked up
To what'd it be
There's no way I could ever get to Hogsmeade
It's not possible
You're fooling me
'I solemnly swear that I am up to no good'
The words appear there
Just like the should
We owe them, Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs
I'll really get there!
It'll help you along
Yes!
Hogsmeade Street!
Hogsmeade Street!
The Map is the key!
Yes Sirree!
Yes Sirree!
Yes Sirree!
Hogsmeade Street!
Hogsmeade Street!
That's where I'm gonna be!
Look at this new broom
Harry, it's a Firebolt!
Well who gave it to me?
It wasn't the Dursleys
Oh Ron
Some help here if you please
Dumble!
Maybe it was Dumble!
Dumbledore's the man who
Could have given you this broom!
Oh no
He didn't give this to me
The cloak he had sent was
For passing through family
Hey, just think of Malfoy
He'll be sick as a pig
'Cause this
Is a broom he would dig
Maybe it was Lupin!
Listen Ron
If Lupin had this much gold
Then he
Would go out and buy some new robes
Well then
Who could this broom sender be?
I'm teaching you a Patronus
It's like what a dementor feeds upon
Hope and sun
And if you do wish to make one
Clearly say the spell, it goes Expecto
Patronum
And then say the words, and soon
You'll see…
It's harder with more Dementors
But you must hang onto that Patronus
Come what may
Patronum
Protects ya
Patronus
It keeps Dementors away
But you must hang onto that Patronus
Come what may
Patronum
Protects ya
Patronus
It keeps dementors away
Expecto
Patronum
Protects ya
Patronus
It keeps dementors
Away!
Now Scabbers is gone
Because your cat ate him
No, Crookshanks did not
It's just that you hate him
Hermi'ne, don't pretend
I'll say right off the bat
Face it, your cat just ate my rat
You've hated my cat
Exactly from the start
I just don't see why
You've never loved his heart
You think that monster there
It what you call a cat?
Face it, your cat just ate my rat
Don't you say that again
Your cat is such a monster!
No Ron
That's you
Since when?
Massive cat of power
Oh no he does not
He's sweet as a flower
But there's no flower that
Is mean enough as that
Face it, your cat just at my rat
Go look under the beds
You've had a thing against him
Since he
Fell on
Your head
You never took your
Cat too seriously
I said he attacked
You don't listen to me
You always said Scabbers
Was boring and so fat
Face it, your cat just at my rat
Has gone on vacation
Stop making up things
From imagination
There is no proof to say
Your story is a fact
Face it, your cat ate him
He did not!
Yes he did!
Face it, your cat just ate my rat!
Tonight the castle is being searched
Tonight we're living uneasy
Tonight my bed curtains had been slashed
Who knew that would be?
We always loved all of the portraits
But we loved ours the most for sure
I always felt safe in the castle
We don't anymore!
We'd like to thank you, Sir Cadogan
For really guarding the entrance
We'd like to thank you, Sir Cadogan
You really had a lot of sense
Sirius Black came to your portrait
He read the passwords off to you
And then you let that murderer in
What a thing to do!
We met you the first day of classes
I really thought you were a git
A weird knight falling off a pony
What an idiot
Sirius Black had come once before
That's when the Fat Lady had fled
We wanted a nice substitution
We got you instead!
Hey Caddy!
We really think you are quite mental
Changed passwords fourteen times a week
Hi'ring you was an accidental
And listen, you don't have to speak
Come here and we'll tell you a few things
We'll have a nice warm fire too
But Hagrid won't go down and chop trees
Why don't he chop you?
Thank you Caddy
Fore really guarding the entrance
You are so insane
You've got no brain
Cadogan, you sure are dense!
Thanks a lot, Cad!
Alright, now you reveal your secret!
(spoken)
Hmm…
(sung)
I have told you to show yourself!
(spoken)
Grr…
(sung)
Severus Snape, master of this school
Now commands you to
Yield your information!
What fun…
Mr. Moony advises Snape too
Advises what?!
Keep his huge nose out of our things
Well how dare!
And Mr. Prongs agrees with Moony
You too?!
And adds that Snape is
An ugly gitty thing
Padfoot don't get it
How an idiot
That's really that dumb'd
Professor someone
Stop
This ain't funny
And this
Is false
Snape's what Wormtail calls
A real true slimeball
So now
You
Wait
And
See
Oh yeah right
So how is life treating you, Snivelly?
What the....?!
Hey, do you still have on your pants?
Why you…
Is it true your nose acts obesely?
Huh?
And answer this too
Ever heard of shampoo?
That's it, now Lupin, I want a word!
Yes?
Potter just emptied his pockets
So?
His parchment told me things real absurd!
Oh, really?
Full of Dark Magic
Tell me where he'd get it!
Full of Dark Magic?
I really doubt it
Just an amusement
Insulting parchment
And so I implore
It's from a joke store
Oh
Indeed such
A thing
I think he got
It from Manu-
-fact
-tu
-ers
Hmm?
(sung)
Harry doesn't know these men, do you?
No I do not
Looks like a Zonko thing to me
Hang on, wait!
Gave Harry that stuff ages ago!
Ah, that's great
Now wait a minute!
Yes?
That is not Zonko's!
It's been cleared up
It disgraced me!
Oh well
It insulted me!
Ah well
I know that parchment!
I'm really on to you!
Oh
Take that parchment and get out of here!
Whack those Bludgers
You catch the Snitch
Score everything
I'll block the rings
Get the Cup, sadly
Let's go win the Quidditch Cup, team
You and me
But we'll have to use all our ambition
We'll make it our most important mission
To win
Wood, we are going to definitely win it this year
Yes, we are going to get it, there is nothing to fear
Let's go win the Cup now
Let's go win the game
No relaxing
Keep your focus
Can't take a rest
Play it the best
Winning is the key
Yeah, we'll kick their butts up!
Fred and George, you shut up!
Let's go win the Quidditch Cup, team
You and me!
Let's go win the Cup now
Win the Cup now
Let's go beat the snakes
If they hollered that we're losers
They could shut up
We've got the Cup
Those big snakes, but....
We feel we can win
We will get the Quidditch Cup
Just wait and see
We won the game
And now our name
Will be in the
Hall of Fame, yes
We just won the Cup now
We got it here
We're gonna cheer
The whole day
And maybe then some
Yes, we won the game
Ah
Today's when we
Change our luck now
We won the Cup!
We won the Cup!
We knew we could win
So, now we have the Quidditch
Cup fin'lly!
Azkaban
What was it about you?
You're big
And cold
And theft
Azkaban
You're such a damp island
And then
Somehow
I left
Happy thoughts out of me
And if it wasn't for one little thing
Then I'd have gone crazy
In Azkaban
But I was innocent
Became
A dog
Slipped out
And went
Escaped from
Azkaban
It's an Animagus
By the
Name of
Peter
Yes, that rat
Is a man named Peter
Who turned
A Death
Eater
My friends Lily and James
And after all this, I do truly know
That I'm the one to blame
For I had been
Their first Secret Keeper
And I
Told them
'Change to
Peter'
They obeyed
Now they're gone…
Oh enough of this now
Ron, you
Give me
That rat
We'll make you see somehow
That your
Rat's such
A prat
I will just force your
Rat to show himself
Because
He tries
To hide
And if it turns out that's really Peter
He should be terrified
Well this is how
We will prove what happened
The truth
You'll gain
Pete will
Explain
Or else
He'll go to-
Hello friends
I'm barely conceiving
That it
Is you
I see
But Remus
Say you don't believe him!
He did
Try to
Kill me!
He'd come after me
And he'd be back again
'Cause he has tricks
He learned from You-Know-Who
He learned them who knows when!
That's a good one
But right in Azkaban
They think you're dead
If they
Knew you
Are here
You'd reach death bed!
Pete, they know
What really had gone on
You were
They spy
Don't try
To lie
And now
You'll fin'lly
Die!
Dumb rat!
I can't believe what you are
I learned it all from the
Guy with the name of a star
Twelve years just like he said
And, eww!
You had slept in my bed!
They were right
You're a prat!
A rat you truly are!
Peter…
We got Peter!
We got Peter!
Yeah!
I'm living like that
No more
Now I'll kill him
What I was impris-
-Oned for!
We got Peter!
We got Peter!
We got Peter!
Who made James and Lily die
Betrayed his friends, he'll come to an end
Goodbye!
We got Peter!
We got Peter!
We got Peter!
We got Peter!
We got Peter!
Now then, what were you saying, Harry?
My name is such mud with
The women and men
Been slandered and disgraced
Again and again
Yes, something was missing
That I always knew
That something was someone, but who?
A mass murderer
If only they knew it
Was really Peter
Oh something was missing
Before I got through
That something was someone, but who?
When would I learn their name?
Would they so believe me
How I was not to blame?
All of my life's fun
Who knew I'd recall it
In my own godson?
Though something was missing
My dream did come true
That something is no one but you
How I was not to blame?
All of my life's fun
Who knew I'd recall it
In my own godson?
Though something was missing
My dream did come true
That something is no one
But you!
Lupin taught me a Patronus
It's like what a dementor feeds upon
Hope and sun
Nooooo…..noooo…please….
And since I do wish to make one
I will say the spell, it goes Expecto
Patronum
And then say the words, and soon
I see
It's harder with more dementors
But I must hang onto that Patronus
Come what may
Patronum
Protects ya
Patronus
It keeps dementors away!
Hermione, think of something happy!
(sung)
Lupin taught me a Patronus
It's like what a dementor feeds upon
Hope and sun
(spoken)
Hermione, help me!
And if you do wish to make one
Clearly say the spell, it goes Expecto
Patronum
Hermione, listen!
(sung)
Now concentrate on a happy memory
And then say the words, and soon
You'll see
It's harder with more dementors
But you must hang onto that Patronus
Come what may
Expecto
Patronum
Protects ya
Patronus
It keeps dementors away
Expecto
Patronum!
Protects ya!
Patronus!
It keeps dementors
Away!
Well the man is my godfather
So don't think that I won't bother
He really was an inn'cent one
Which is why this thing can't be done
So Harry
We will go back in time
And we will stop this evil crime
And we'll save Buckbeak too
Sirius will get rescued
And he won't get his soul sucked at all
The dementors can ruin a day
Oh yes that's true
But they will not get in our way
Cause I will do
A protecting Patronus
That is going to shield us
And he won't get his soul sucked
No he won't get his soul sucked at all
We're gonna set Sirius free
And though him we'll sorely miss
We will save him from the kiss
And he won't get his soul sucked
No he won't get his soul sucked at all!