Tri-Wiz Tourney
A Goblet of Fire musical by Cormac Slughorn based on Strouse and Adams's Bye Bye Birdie (stage version)
"Elvis"
(This image only makes sense if you know the original musical)
Image © 2002 Red Scharlach
"Elvis"
(This image only makes sense if you know the original musical)
Image © 2002 Red Scharlach
Copyright 2008 by Cormac Slughorn
Note: Several different versions of the Bye Bye Birdie songs exist. The versions used for the 1960 Original Broadway Cast album differ substantially in several places from the versions found in the official script and score. Where differences exist, this filk musical generally follows the CD version.
To the tune of One Last Kiss
THE SCENE: The Riddle House in Little Hangleton. LORD VOLDEMORT is explaining to WORMTAIL that all he needs for his plan to be complete is HARRY POTTER's death.
VOLDEMORT:
Oh, one more death!
I just need one more death!
I'll still his living breath,
Yes, still his living breath!
You know I need his blood,
Uh, uh, oh!
Oh, give me one more death!
Oh, one more time!
I'll murder one more time!
My comeback is sublime,
Oh, Wormy, so sublime!
I only need his blood,
Uh, uh, oh!
Just give me one more death!
Wo…o…or…my,
Gi…ive me one more death!
Wo…o…or…my…
Gi…ive me one more death!
VOLDEMORT (at the same time as the DEATH EATERS):
Oh, one more death!
I just need one more death!
I'll still his living breath,
Yes, still his living breath!
You know I need his blood,
Uh, uh, oh!
Oh, gimme one more death!
DEATH EATERS (offstage, at the same time as VOLDEMORT):
Aaah…. Aaah… Aaah… Aaah….
VOLDEMORT AND DEATH EATERS:
One more death!
One more death!
Just give me (him) one more death!
One more death!
One more death!
Just give me (him) one more…
Death!
Hymn for a Halloween Evening (The Triwizard) (GoF, Chap. 12)
To the tune of Hymn for a Sunday Evening (Ed Sullivan)
THE SCENE: The Great Hall on the evening of September 1, 1994. ALBUS DUMBLEDORE has just announced, to the amazement of all
present, that the Triwizard Tournament will take place at Hogwarts that year.
FRED WEASLEY (spoken):
FRED (sings):
FRED (spoken):
FRED (sings):
FRED and GEORGE (awed):
FRED, GEORGE, and RON:
GINNY (at the same time as FRED, GEORGE, and RON):
FRED, GEORGE, and RON (at the same time as GINNY):
FRED, GEORGE, RON, and GINNY:
The Triwizard!
HERMIONE and GINNY:
HERMIONE and the four WEASLEYS:
ALL STUDENTS:
ALL STUDENTS (at the same time as FRED):
FRED (spoken):
ALL STUDENTS (at the same time as FRED):
FRED (spoken):
ALL STUDENTS:
FRED (spoken):
ALL STUDENTS:
Elves (GoF, Chap. 12, 14)
To the tune of Kids
THE SCENE: The start-of-term feast. HERMIONE has just learned that there are house-elves at Hogwarts. Later, the Gryffindor Common
Room as HERMIONE tells HARRY and RON her plans for S.P.E.W.
HERMIONE (spoken, indignant):
HERMIONE (sung):
Elves! I'll campaign, I'll write to the Ministry!
HERMIONE, RON, and HARRY:
HERMIONE (spoken):
HERMIONE, RON, and HARRY (sung):
HERMIONE (spoken):
HERMIONE, RON, and HARRY (sung):
HERMIONE (spoken):
HERMIONE:
Elves! Join the cause, if it doesn't trouble you.
HERMIONE, RON, and HARRY:
Mad-Eye (GoF, Chap. 13)
To the tune of Rosie
THE SCENE: The Gryffindor Common Room. FRED and GEORGE have just finished a Defense Against the Dark Arts with Mad-Eye
Moody and are eagerly telling HARRY, RON, and HERMIONE about it.
FRED:
I can't say how glad I
GEORGE:
FRED:
GEORGE:
FRED and GEORGE:
FRED:
GEORGE:
FRED and GEORGE:
GEORGE (at the same time as FRED):
FRED (at the same time as GEORGE):
GEORGE (at the same time as FRED):
FRED (at the same time as GEORGE):
GEORGE (at the same time as FRED):
FRED (at the same time as GEORGE):
GEORGE (at the same time as FRED):
FRED:
GEORGE:
FRED:
FRED and GEORGE:
GEORGE:
FRED and GEORGE:
Triwizard Sincere (GoF Chap. 16)
To the tune of Honestly Sincere
THE SCENE: The Great Hall. October 30, 1994, the night before the selection of champions is to take place. ALBUS DUMBLEDORE
has just unveiled the Goblet of Fire.
DUMBLEDORE (spoken):
DUMBLEDORE (sung):
STUDENTS (all talking simultaneously):
DUMBLEDORE:
If your desire is true
If you're really sincere,
DUMBLEDORE (spoken):
The STUDENTS scream and cheer loudly.
DUMBLEDORE (spoken):
More cheers from the STUDENTS.
DUMBLEDORE (spoken):
STUDENTS cheer.
DUMBLEDORE (spoken):
STUDENTS cheer.
DUMBLEDORE (sung):
Three testing tasks await.
If you're really sincere,
DUMBLEDORE (spoken):
The STUDENTS scream and cheer loudly.
DUMBLEDORE (spoken):
More cheers from the STUDENTS.
DUMBLEDORE (spoken):
STUDENTS cheer.
DUMBLEDORE (spoken):
STUDENTS cheer.
DUMBLEDORE (sung):
STUDENTS:
DUMBLEDORE:
Are you sure you feel sincere?
STUDENTS:
DUMBLEDORE:
STUDENTS:
DUMBLEDORE:
STUDENTS:
Yes, we really feel sincere!
How Thrilling to Be a Champion (GoF Chap. 16)
To the tune of How Lovely to Be a Woman
THE SCENE: A girls' dormitory in Gryffindor Tower, the day of the champion selection. ANGELINA JOHNSON is reflecting on how much
she longs to be chosen as Hogwarts Champion.
ANGELINA:
How thrilling to be a champion!
How thrilling to be a hero
Though danger may be near,
How thrilling to be a champion
I'll show them, furthermore,
How thrilling to be a champion
Who Put My Name Into That Cup? (GoF, Chap. 17)
To the tune of What Did I Ever See in Him?
THE SCENE: Gryffindor Tower. HARRY's name has just come out of the Goblet.
HARRY:
Who put my name into that cup?
Why did the Goblet cough it up?
Did I choose this? I did not.
Who put my name into that cup?
RON:
HARRY:
RON:
HARRY:
HARRY and HERMIONE:
Ronald, Stick With Me (GoF Chap. 17-18)
To the tune of Baby, Talk to Me
THE SCENE: The Gryffindor Common Room, the day after the champion selection. HARRY is trying desperately to regain RON's friendship.
Note: In the interest of simplicity, a few “mmmm”s and “oooh”s, sung by the MALE QUARTET (SEAMUS, DEAN, FRED, and GEORGE)
have been omitted here. They should be sung exactly as in the Broadway show. Also, the QUARTET echoes some of HARRY's lines in first
person (rather than third person) in keeping with the way the original lyrics were written (This is NOT a mistake).
HARRY:
Can't you see
HARRY (at the same time as FRED and GEORGE):
FRED and GEORGE (at the same time as HARRY):
HARRY (at the same time as FRED and GEORGE):
FRED and GEORGE (at the same time as HARRY):
HARRY (at the same time as SEAMUS, DEAN, FRED and GEORGE):
SEAMUS, DEAN, FRED, and GEORGE (at the same time as HARRY):
HARRY (at the same time as SEAMUS, DEAN, FRED, and GEORGE):
SEAMUS, DEAN, FRED, and GEORGE (at the same time as HARRY):
HARRY (at the same time as QUARTET):
QUARTET (at the same time as HARRY):
HARRY (at the same time as QUARTET):
QUARTET (at the same time as HARRY's last word):
HARRY (at the same time as QUARTET):
QUARTET (at the same time as HARRY):
HARRY (at the same time as FRED and GEORGE):
FRED and GEORGE
Go on, give him a chance, it's gonna be fine…
HARRY:
QUARTET:
HARRY:
QUARTET:
HARRY (at the same time as QUARTET):
QUARTET (at the same time as HARRY):
QUARTET:
HARRY:
QUARTET:
For I need you desperately…
SEAMUS:
HARRY, DEAN, FRED, and GEORGE:
SEAMUS:
DEAN:
FRED:
GEORGE:
HARRY:
HARRY and QUARTET:
The Gossip Hour (GoF Chap. 18)
To the tune of The Telephone Hour
THE SCENE: The Great Hall at breakfast time, the morning after the champion selection. Rumors are flying all over the school about
HARRY's selection as champion.
Note: I took a little liberty putting the “POTTER STINKS” badges in this scene. They don't actually appear in the book until a few
days later.
HANNAH ABBOTT:
ERNIE MACMILLAN:
HANNAH ABBOTT:
ERNIE MACMILLAN:
HANNAH and ERNIE:
TERRY BOOT:
MICHAEL CORNER:
TERRY BOOT:
MICHAEL CORNER:
TERRY and MICHAEL:
HANNAH, ERNIE, TERRY, and MICHAEL:
HANNAH, ERNIE, TERRY, and MICHAEL (at the same time as FRED and GEORGE):
FRED and GEORGE (at the same time as HANNAH, ERNIE, TERRY, and MICHAEL):
HANNAH, ERNIE, TERRY, and MICHAEL (at the same time as FRED and GEORGE):
FRED and GEORGE (at the same time as HANNAH, ERNIE, TERRY, and MICHAEL):
HANNAH, ERNIE, TERRY, and MICHAEL (at the same time as FRED and GEORGE):
FRED and GEORGE (at the same time as HANNAH, ERNIE, TERRY, and MICHAEL):
HANNAH, ERNIE, TERRY, and MICHAEL:
COLIN CREEVEY (approaching HARRY and HERMIONE at the Gryffindor table):
HANNAH, ERNIE, TERRY, and MICHAEL (at the same time as COLIN):
COLIN (spoken):
HANNAH, ERNIE, TERRY, and MICHAEL (at the same time as COLIN):
COLIN (spoken):
HANNAH, ERNIE, TERRY, and MICHAEL (at the same time as COLIN):
COLIN (spoken):
HANNAH, ERNIE, TERRY, and MICHAEL (flashing their POTTER STINKS badges):
GRYFFINDORS (at the same time as FRED and GEORGE):
FRED and GEORGE (at the same time as the GRYFFINDORS):
GRYFFINDORS (at the same time as FRED and GEORGE):
FRED and GEORGE (at the same time as the GRYFFINDORS):
GRYFFINDORS (at the same time as FRED and GEORGE):
FRED and GEORGE (at the same time as the STUDENTS):
ERNIE:
HANNAH:
JUSTIN FINCH-FLETCHLEY:
FLEUR DELACOUR:
COLIN:
MALFOY and SLYTHERINS (flashing their POTTER STINKS badges):
HUFFLEPUFFS and RAVENCLAWS (at the same time as MALFOY and SLYTHERINS):
MALFOY and SLYTHERINS (at the same time as HUFFLEPUFFS and RAVENCLAWS):
HUFFLEPUFFS and RAVENCLAWS (at the same time as MALFOY and SLYTHERINS):
MALFOY and SLYTHERINS (at the same time as HUFFLEPUFFS and RAVENCLAWS):
HUFFLEPUFFS and RAVENCLAWS (at the same time as MALFOY and SLYTHERINS):
MALFOY and SLYTHERINS (at the same time as HUFFLEPUFFS and RAVENCLAWS):
HUFFLEPUFFS and RAVENCLAWS (at the same time as MALFOY and SLYTHERINS):
COLIN:
HUFFLEPUFFS and RAVENCLAWS (at the same time as the OTHER HOUSES):
GRYFFINDORS (at the same time as the OTHER HOUSES):
SLYTHERINS (at the same time as the OTHER HOUSES):
HUFFLEPUFFS and RAVENCLAWS (at the same time as the OTHER HOUSES):
GRYFFINDORS (at the same time as the OTHER HOUSES):
SLYTHERINS (at the same time as the OTHER HOUSES):
HUFFLEPUFFS and RAVENCLAWS (at the same time as the OTHER HOUSES):
GRYFFINDORS (at the same time as the OTHER HOUSES):
SLYTHERINS (at the same time as the OTHER HOUSES):
HUFFLEPUFFS and RAVENCLAWS (at the same time as the OTHER HOUSES):
SLYTHERINS (flashing SUPPORT CEDRIC DIGGORY):
SLYTHERINS (at the same time as the GRYFFINDORS):
GRYFFINDORS (at the same time as the SLYTHERINS):
SLYTHERINS (at the same time as the GRYFFINDORS):
GRYFFINDORS (at the same time as the SLYTHERINS):
HUFFLEPUFFS AND RAVENCLAWS (at the same time FRED and GEORGE):
FRED and GEORGE (at the same time as the HUFFLEPUFFS and RAVENCLAWS):
HUFFLEPUFFS AND RAVENCLAWS (at the same time as the FRED and GEORGE):
FRED and GEORGE (at the same time as the HUFFLEPUFFS and RAVENCLAWS):
HUFFLEPUFFS AND RAVENCLAWS (at the same time as the FRED and GEORGE):
FRED and GEORGE (at the same time as the HUFFLEPUFFS and RAVENCLAWS):
HUFFLEPUFFS AND RAVENCLAWS (at the same time as FRED and GEORGE):
FRED and GEORGE (at the same time as the HUFFLEPUFFS and RAVENCLAWS):
GRYFFINDORS (at the same time as FRED and GEORGE):
FRED and GEORGE (at the same time as the other GRYFFINDORS):
GRYFFINDORS (at the same time as FRED and GEORGE):
FRED and GEORGE (at the same time as the other GRYFFINDORS):
GRYFFINDORS:
GRYFFINDORS (at the same time as the OTHER HOUSES):
HUFFLEPUFFS, RAVENCLAWS, and SLYTHERINS (at the same time as the GRYFFINDORS):
GRYFFINDORS (at the same time as the OTHER HOUSES):
HUFFLEPUFFS, RAVENCLAWS, and SLYTHERINS (at the same time as the GRYFFINDORS):
GRYFFINDORS (at the same time as the OTHER HOUSES):
HUFFLEPUFFS, RAVENCLAWS, and SLYTHERINS (at the same time as the GRYFFINDORS):
GRYFFINDORS (at the same time as the OTHER HOUSES):
HUFFLEPUFFS, RAVENCLAWS, and SLYTHERINS (at the same time as the GRYFFINDORS):
GRYFFINDORS (at the same time as the OTHER HOUSES):
HUFFLEPUFFS, RAVENCLAWS, and SLYTHERINS (at the same time as the GRYFFINDORS):
GRYFFINDORS (at the same time as the OTHER HOUSES):
HUFFLEPUFFS, RAVENCLAWS, and SLYTHERINS (at the same time as the GRYFFINDORS):
GRYFFINDORS (at the same time as the OTHER HOUSES):
HUFFLEPUFFS, RAVENCLAWS, and SLYTHERINS (at the same time as the GRYFFINDORS):
GRYFFINDORS (at the same time as the OTHER HOUSES):
HUFFLEPUFFS, RAVENCLAWS, and SLYTHERINS (at the same time as the GRYFFINDORS):
GRYFFINDORS (at the same time as the OTHER HOUSES):
HUFFLEPUFFS, RAVENCLAWS, and SLYTHERINS (at the same time as the GRYFFINDORS):
GRYFFINDORS (at the same time as the OTHER HOUSES):
HUFFLEPUFFS, RAVENCLAWS, and SLYTHERINS (at the same time as the GRYFFINDORS):
GRYFFINDORS (at the same time as the OTHER HOUSES):
HUFFLEPUFFS, RAVENCLAWS, and SLYTHERINS (at the same time as the GRYFFINDORS):
GRYFFINDORS (at the same time as the OTHER HOUSES):
ALL STUDENTS:
A Valiant Boy of the Gryffindor House (GoF Chap. 18)
To the tune of A Healthy, Normal, American Boy
THE SCENE: The Great Hall. Later, a broom cupboard. RITA SKEETER is “interviewing” HARRY for the Daily Prophet after his selection as
Triwizard champion.
Note: I took a few liberties with this scene. Several of RITA's queries in this song (those about HERMIONE, and about HARRY's
scar) are only ever addressed in later scenes in the book. And I'm sorry my setting of “We Love You, Conrad” as part of this song is so
similar to R. J. Lupin's. There's not a whole lot of variety that's
possible with that little ditty, anyway.
RITA SKEETER (shouts):
She shoves him into the broom cupboard.
RITA (spoken):
HARRY (spoken):
RITA (spoken, cutting him off):
RITA (sung):
He will gladly
Face each challenge!
For he's a fine, upstanding,
RITA (spoken):
HARRY (spoken):
RITA (spoken):
A trio of SPRITES burst from the end of RITA's wand.
SPRITES:
RITA (spoken):
HARRY (spoken):
RITA (spoken):
HARRY (sung):
RITA:
For he's a fine, upstanding,
HARRY (spoken):
RITA (spoken):
Again, the trio of SPRITES appear from RITA's wand.
SPRITES:
RITA (spoken, as the SPRITES continue to hum):
HARRY (spoken):
RITA (spoken):
HARRY (spoken):
RITA (sung):
HARRY (spoken):
RITA:
HARRY:
RITA:
Still, he's a fine, upstanding,
RITA (spoken):
HARRY:
RITA (spoken):
HARRY (sung):
RITA (at the same time as HARRY):
HARRY (at the same time as RITA):
RITA (at the same time as HARRY):
HARRY (at the same time as RITA):
RITA (at the same time as HARRY):
HARRY (at the same time as RITA):
RITA (at the same time as HARRY):
HARRY (at the same time as RITA):
RITA (at the same time as HARRY):
HARRY (at the same time as RITA):
RITA (at the same time as HARRY):
HARRY (at the same time as RITA):
RITA (at the same time as HARRY):
HARRY (at the same time as RITA):
RITA (at the same time as HARRY):
The sprites burst out of RITA's wand once more.
SPRITES (at the same time as RITA):
Oh, oh, Harry!
RITA (at the same time as the SPRITES):
Oh, Gryffindor! Oh, Gryffindor!
RITA and SPRITES:
Your Strengths (GoF Chap. 20)
To the tune of One Boy
THE SCENE: MOODY's office, the day before the First Task. The IMPOSTOR MOODY gives HARRY some advice on how to face the
dragon.
MOODY:
HARRY:
MOODY (at the same time as HARRY's last note):
HARRY (spoken):
MOODY (sung):
HARRY (spoken):
MOODY (sung):
HARRY:
My strengths,
Just Do an Accio (GoF Chap. 20)
To the tune of Put On a Happy Face
THE SCENE: An empty classroom. HARRY has enlisted HERMIONE's help in practicing the Summoning Charm.
HERMIONE:
Just do your best to try and concentrate,
You're gonna need your broomstick;
You'll get through this; that's one thing I know;
Just do an Accio!
HARRY:
I put my trust in you, Hermione,
HERMIONE:
Tomorrow you'll leave the ground far below.
HARRY and HERMIONE:
Elves (reprise) (GoF Chap. 21)
To the tune of Kids (reprise)
THE SCENE: The Hogwarts Kitchens. HERMIONE bewails the sad plight of the Hogwarts house-elves-sentiments that DOBBY unexpectedly
shares.
HERMIONE:
DOBBY:
RON:
DOBBY (at the same time as RON):
RON (at the same time as DOBBY):
DOBBY (at the same time as RON):
RON (at the same time as DOBBY):
DOBBY:
HARRY, RON, and HERMIONE (at the same time as DOBBY's last note):
HERMIONE:
RON:
HARRY, RON, HERMIONE, and DOBBY:
Veela Fleur (GoF Chap. 22)
To the tune of Spanish Rose
THE SCENE: A corridor. RON has just asked FLEUR DELACOUR to the Yule Ball. Once RON is out of earshot, FLEUR brags about
her “special” ability to attract men (this is not entirely canon; yes, I know she hasn't even met BILL yet, but oh well).
FLEUR:
FLEUR (spoken):
FLEUR (sung):
Ze men who pass me by extol my beauty,
FLEUR (spoken):
FLEUR (sung):
FLEUR (spoken):
FLEUR (sung):
FLEUR (spoken):
FLEUR (sung) Now, Meester Weasley, just a piece of advice from ze 'eart:
Your bruzzer, zere's a man 'oo can attract me.
So, now zat you've met Veela Fleur,
Not Dragon,
A Lot of Learnin' to Do (GoF Chap. 29)
To the tune of A Lot of Livin' to Do
THE SCENE: An empty classroom. HERMIONE and RON are helping HARRY practice spells in preparation for the Third Task.
HERMIONE:
Now, there's lots of dangers to weather,
HARRY:
We've spells we must learn, hexes to work,
RON:
HERMIONE:
HARRY:
HARRY, RON, and HERMIONE:
We'll keep working day in and day out!
HERMIONE (at the same time as HARRY and RON):
HARRY and RON (at the same time as HERMIONE):
HERMIONE (at the same time as HARRY and RON):
HARRY and RON (at the same time as HERMIONE):
HERMIONE:
HARRY and RON:
HERMIONE:
HARRY, RON, and HERMIONE:
Hogwarts is going to host the Triwizard Tournament? You mean, the Triwizard Triwizard Tournament?
The Triwizard!
Me, Fred Weasley, getting to witness…
The Triwizard!
Here, the Triwizard!
Here, the Triwizard!
The…Triwizard!
The…Triwizard!
Aaah…
Aaah…
Tri… Tri…
Wiz… Wiz…
The Triwizard!
We're going to host the Triwizard!
How could any students be
Half as fortunate as we?
From now on we'll boast
They chose us to host
The Triwizard!
The Triwizard!
The Triwizard!
We're going to host the Triwizard!
Aaah… Aaah…
I've got a wonderful twin… three swell O.W.L.s…
Aaah… Aaah…
… a good joke shop… and now this!
Someday we'll recall
The greatest year of all!
Professor Dumbledore, I love you!
The Tri…
…wizard!
There are house-elves here? Here at Hogwarts?
Elves! All the Hogwarts kitchens have elves, you say?
Elves! Can't they fix our supper some other way?
Elves! Why, it's slavery, isn't it?
Every elf's a slave!
Such infernal and eternal labor!
And while we're on the subject,
I can't sit by and let this injustice be!
Why can't they be like wizards,
Free to do what they may?
What's the matter with elves today?
Elves!
Well, they must get paid, don't they?
Elves!
Holidays, and sick leave, and pensions…
Elves!
Well, at the very least some time off once in a while.
Someone should stand up for elfish welfare!
And while we're on the subject,
Elves! Buy a badge for S. P. E. W.
Someday they'll all have freedom,
Pensions, sick leave, and pay!
What's the matter with elves…
Today!
I was never crazy for DADA.
I confess, I thought it worth ignoring.
Talk of werewolves in Wagga Wagga
Just made me feel “this class is simply boring”.
Lockhart was mental, Quirrell was possessed.
Lupin was wolfish, still he did his best.
But now I love each DADA class I see,
For a brilliant ex-Auror have we.
Am that we have Mad-Eye.
For, when you have Mad-Eye,
Class is wonderful!
DADA class is groovy
Taught by Mad-Eye Moody.
With a man like Moody
How could anything be dull?
Oh, I've heard that it would be bad,
For Mad-Eye, they tell me, is mad!
But I don't agree, take it from me,
There's no one in this world madder than Dad!
He really shows things,
And he really knows things.
Knows what fighting Voldy was really like.
I can't say how glad I
Oh, doesn't he know his stuff!
Am that we have Mad-Eye
Knows if you weren't up to snuff,
With a man like Mad-Eye,
You'd snuff it all too soon!
How could class be dull?
It's a rough game the Dark Lord plays,
With Crucios, even AKs.
But we're being taught by someone who's fought
And survived it clear to the end of his days!
And that is Mad-Eye.
I can't say how sad I'll
Be when Mad-Eye's no longer here,
I guess it's back to joke shop career,
But I'll be sad when
Mad-Eye's no longer here!
The placing of your name into the goblet constitutes a binding, magical contract.….Please be very sure,
therefore, that you are wholeheartedly prepared to play before you drop your name into the goblet. In other words…
You gotta be sincere!
What? What's he saying?
You gotta be sincere!
If you've got doubts or fears,
You might as well steer clear,
Because you've gotta be
Triwizard Sincere!
Really want it, you
Take that parchment, you
Write your name down, you
Stick it in that cup,
But first you've gotta be…
I say, you've gotta be
Sincere!
If you're really sincere,
Put your paper in here,
In the Goblet of Fire!
Nitwit!
Blubber!
Oddment!
Tweak!
Once you've entered your name,
You've got to play the game.
If the Goblet chooses you,
Those tasks you'll have to do.
That's why you've got to be
Sincere!
Three champions toy with fate.
One long grueling year in store,
But get the highest score,
And we'll all know that you're
Sincere!
If you're really sincere,
Put your paper in here,
In the Goblet of Fire!
Nitwit!
Blubber!
Oddment!
Tweak!
Are you Triwizard Sincere? Oh oh oh!
Are you sure you feel sincere?
Yes, we're ready! Yes we're ready! Oh yeah!
Yes, we're ready! Oh yeah!
Well, decision time is near!
Yes, decision time is near!
Are you sure you feel sincere?
Yes, we're sure we feel sincere!
Yes, we're sure we feel sincere!
Are you ready?
Oh, yeah!
Are you ready?
Oh, yeah!
Yes, we really feel sincere!
Yes, we're ready! Oh yeah!
Yes, we're ready! Oh yeah!
Yes, we're ready! Oh yeah!
Yes, we're ready! Oh yeah!
Yeah, YEAH!
When you're a sporty witch of sixteen,
Known for nothing but Quidditch skill,
You doubt you'll ever get to be courageous.
Then, come October, you're seventeen,
And you feel that sudden thrill,
And you know you finally will
Have your chance, just when it is most
Advantageous.
I hope they choose my name,
For once you are Hogwarts champion,
Then nothing is the same.
The students all adore.
Whenever you hear fans cheering,
It's you they're cheering for!
My path ahead is clear.
Whatever they may ask
In each task,
I pledge to do without fear.
And set out on a quest,
To demonstrate nerve and talent
In every magic test.
I see now how wonderful things could be,
If only the Hogwarts champion
Were me.
What bravery is for,
Such valor I'll display
That they'll say
“Here stands a true Gryffindor!”
And have my name be known
For something that's more than Quidditch,
That truly is my own.
How thrilling to go down in history!
I hope that the Hogwarts champion
Is me.
Three names.
Three names.
That is all the Goblet should choose.
Just three,
Not four.
Who could ever be behind this?
Lord Voldemort!
All that I know is that it wasn't I.
Was someone out there hoping I would die?
Who put my name into that cup?
Was it perhaps a strong Confundus Charm,
Cast by someone who wants to do me harm?
Who put my name into that cup?
Did I want this? I did not.
But it seems like now I've got
To go through with what awaits me.
Perhaps I'm foolish, and I should be thrilled,
But now it seems as if I might get killed!
Only three names should come:
Diggory, Delacour, Viktor Krum.
How did they ever
Why did they ever
Who could have ever…
How'd you do it?
Wasn't me!
How'd you make it?
Wasn't me!
Are you crazy? Can't you see
That I didn't ever want this?
Who put my (his) name into that cup?
What could their motive possibly have been?
Somehow I think they meant to do me (him) in!
Only three names should come:
Diggory, Delacour, Viktor Krum.
Who put my (his) name into that cup!
Stick with me,
Ronald, can't you stick with me?
Truly, I need a friend;
Ronald, stick with me.
What your friendship means to me
You know I can't pretend;
Stick with me.
If you believe me,
Tell me so.
Mmmm… Mmmm…
If you trust me,
Tell me so.
Mmmm… Mmmm…
Do you miss me?
Tell me so.
Mmmm… Mmmm…
Ronald,
Let me know.
Oooh… Ronald,
Oooh…
Stick with me,
For I need you desperately.
Mmmm…
For I need you desperately…
You and me;
That matters the most of all.
Can't you see
What your friendship means to me,
Ronald…
You know I can't pretend;
Oh, Ronald, please…
Stick with me.
If you believe me,
Oooh… Tell him so…
If you trust me,
Ronald, won't you tell him so…
Do you miss me?
Tell me so.
Oooh… Oooh…
Ronald… Ronald…
Let me know.
Stick… stick with me,
For I need you desperately…
You and me,
That matters the most of all…
You and me,
That matters the most…
Please… Please…
…of all…
Stick with me…
Stick with me…
Stick with me…
Stick with me…
Mmmm…
Hi, Ernie!
Hi, Hannah!
Whatcha found out, Swedish Short-Snout?
Somethin' big, shrivelfig!
Did you see what came out of that cup?
Hi, Michael!
Hi, Terry!
Whatcha found out, Swedish Short-Snout?
What's the score, Manticore?
Is it true what came out of that cup?
Did it really say Potter?
Are they letting him play?
But he's still underage!
What will Dumbledore say?
Well, I heard that he'll play!
Yeah, yeah!
How'd he ever get in?
Let's go!
Still, there's nothing to fear!
Well done!
There's no way that he'll win!
Hello, Miss Hermione,
This is Colin Creevey,
Can I have Harry's autograph?
Well, it seems that he's in!
Hermione?
That's what Dumbledore thinks!
Can I talk to Harry?
Go with Cedric instead!
He's busy?
Because Potter just stinks!
Harry Potter!
You did it, man!
Harry Potter!
It's crazy, man!
Harry Potter!
You nailed it!
He won't win!
Not at all!
He's too thin!
'E eez too small!
Hello, Harry Potter,
This is Colin Creevey,
Can you sign my school bag, please?
Hiya, Potter!
Hiya, stupid!
Whatcha' wanna
Play this game for?
Well, I heard that he's in!
Hey, ya scarhead!
That's what Dumbledore thinks!
Whatcha up to?
Go with Cedric instead!
Want attention?
Because Potter just…
Hello, Harry Potter,
Can I have a moment with you?
Did he really get in?
Harry Potter!
He fooled them!
That's what Dumbledore thinks!
Harry Potter!
He tricked them!
Go with Cedric instead!
Harry Potter!
He cheated!
Because Potter just stinks!
If you're gonna go,
Ced's the way to go!
Always showin' off!
Dumble's favorite kid!
Oooh! Oooh!
Whatcha think he did?
Whatcha think he did?
Oooh! Oooh!
Well, I heard he got in!
Oh, yeah!
That's what Dumbledore thinks!
Oh, yeah!
Go with Cedric instead!
Oh, yeah!
Because Potter just stinks!
Oh, yeah!
Harry Potter!
Harry Potter!
Harry Potter!
Potter's our man!
Oooh!
Oooh!
Oooh!
Harry Potter!
Harry Potter!
Harry Potter!
Potter's our man!
Doo-ba-dee-doo, doo doo-wah!
Doo doo doo-wah, doo-ba-dee-doo!
He beat You-Know-Who!
Nothing he can't do!
Yeah, oh yeah! Let's go!
Go with Cedric!
Go with Cedric!
Go with Cedric!
Cedric's our man!
Yeah, oh yeah! Let's go!
Go with Cedric!
Go with Cedric!
Go with Cedric!
Cedric's our man!
Harry Potter got in!
Cedric!
He's our hero for sure!
Cedric!
And we hope that he'll win!
Cedric!
Our fellow Gryffindor!
Go with Cedric!
Harry Potter!
Go with Cedric!
Harry Potter!
Go with Cedric!
Potter's our man!
Cedric's our man!
Harry Potter!
Go with Cedric!
Harry Potter!
Go with Cedric!
Harry Potter!
Oh, YEAH!!!
Harry Potter!!! I don't believe it, it's HARRY POTTER!!!
Hey, Harry, how about answering a couple questions? How do you feel about entering the tournament?
Uh-
How do you feel?
Don't say how you feel.
I see you're too shy to tell me,
So I'll tell them how you feel!
He feels…
Proud and eager!
Brave and daring,
And rebellious, furthermore!
He who vanquished Voldemort!
Bold and noble,
Valiant boy of the Gryffindor house!
And that's why he entered his name in-
Entered his name? I didn't enter myself; somebody-
Cantate!
We love you, Harry!
Oh, yes we do!
We love you, Harry!
And we'll be true!
The boy who conquered You-Know-Who!
Oh, Harry, we love you…
Very nice! Say, what's the pitch on that Muggle-born girl, Hermione Granger? Are you two in love?
Uh-
Is he in love?
Is Potter in love?
I think there may be something to the rumor he's in love!
She's my best friend,
Like a sister,
But between us there is nil!
There is something;
I can see it!
Tell it to the Quick-Quotes Quill!
Bold and noble,
Valiant boy of the Gryffindor house!
Then why don't you ask her? She'll tell you there's nothing-
Cantate!
We love you, Harry!
Oh, yes we do!
We love you, Harry!
And we'll be true!
Some day, I'll tell the whole world what Harry Potter said to me the day we first met. “Gee, Ms.
Skeeter,” he said eagerly, “do you think they'll let me go first on the First Task? That way I can have first crack at those dirty-"
I didn't-
Or whatever it was you said… Hey, Mr. Potter, give us the scoop:
Is your scar still hurting a lot?
Now, listen here!
This gossip must cease!
It's none of your damn business if my scar disturbs my peace!
This is business for the Ministry!
No, it isn't!
I'm afraid the lad's insane!
It's a portent of Lord Voldemort
Someone's addled with his brain!
Bold and noble,
Valiant boy of the Gryffindor house!
Do you remember your parents at all, Harry?
Uh-
What do you know?
What do you recall?
The Daily Prophet's dying to know the secrets you recall!
There is nothing I remember…
There is nothing he remembers…
Of the secrets of my past…
Of his tragic, tainted past…
I just know a flash of green light…
From the Dark Lord's foul Kedavra…
After which I felt aghast!
So, the truth will out at last!
That is all that I can recall of…
Do you think that they'd be proud, now…
Mum and Dad I've never known…
If they saw you up and grown…
Now, I've got to play this tourney…
Saw you entered in this tourney…
Will you just leave me alone?
Sad, poor Potter all alone!
We love you, Harry!
Oh, yes we do!
We love you, Harry!
And we'll be true!
We love you!
We love you, Harry!
We'll be true!
Oh, hallowed halls of Hogwarts School;
Of wizardry of old!
Forever brave at heart!
For he's a fine, upstanding,
Pure and selfless,
Bold and noble,
Truly valiant,
Brave Gryffindor-
Brave Gryffindor
Boy!!!
Your strengths,
Play to your strengths;
Dragons seem fearsome,
But once you get near some;
Your strengths
Lead you to victory.
Lead me to victory.
Your strengths,
Yes, you've got strengths!
Something you're skilled at,
You'll never get killed at!
Your strengths;
What can they be?
Quidditch, but…
Flying-that's the one!
In the air you can get it done.
Take the easy way;
On a broom you'll save the day!
But I'm not allowed a broom, only…
Well then,
Get what you need.
Just use a simple spell,
And all is well;
One spell,
And, my boy, you're home free.
Yes, my boy, you're home free.
Yes, my boy, you're home free.
There must be a way;
On my broom I could save the day.
He said a simple spell
Would ensure that all was well.
Play to my strengths;
I can get through it,
And one spell will do it.
One spell-
Can I learn it in time?
I will learn it in time…
That dragon may seem scary,
Just do an Accio!
You can get through this, Harry;
Just do an Accio!
And there you'll be,
Firebolt in hand, prepared to levitate
To victory!
Just use a simple spell.
Try it across the room, quick!
I'm sure you'll do it well.
Oh, just do an Accio!
I'll do an Accio!
'Cause you're the best.
So I am now prepared to try any-
-thing you suggest.
No need to feel too queasy;
Although the schedule's tight,
Practice will make this easy;
You're gonna be all right.
Oh,
Just do an Accio!
Elves! I don't know what's wrong with these elves today!
Elves! Why don't they stand up and demand their pay?
Elves! Dobby cannot understand
Why they stay enslaved.
He can't see why
They should ever want that.
Just you wait and see…
Elves! Go ahead and write to the Ministry!
…how wrong you are, Hermione.
Still, they'll remain content to accept slavery!
You see, they actually like it!
Why can't they be like Dobby,
Happy to work for pay?
What's the matter with elves today?
Elves! What the devil's wrong with these elves today?
Elves! Can't the system work any other way?
Why can't they be like wizards,
Free to do what they may?
What's the matter with elves?
What's the matter with YOU?
What's the matter with elves
Today?
I'm just a rare Veela beauty according to Ron,
Straight off ze flying carriage from far Beauxbatons;
Which eez kinda funny, 'cause as eet happens,
My grandmuzzer was one!
Veela? Okay, Ron, I'll be a Veela! And you, Ronald Weasley, 'aven't seen ze last of me!
I'll be ze rare delight of 'Ogwarts Castle,
And all day long, my features I'll deesplay.
To get away from me will be a hassle,
For I'll make sure I'm always in your way.
Or so my gorgeous grandma always said.
But to return zair love eez not my duty;
Zey might as well forget me and drop dead!
La la la!
La Belle-
-Veela!
Ssssssss…
So, call me “La Belle Fleur Française!”
You sample my bouillabaisse?
Say “'Ello” to Fleur, and she'll say “Bonjour!”,
Zen we'll go our separate ways!
Au revoir!
Forever ze wild Veela Fleur,
La Mademoiselle Delacour,
'Er beauty unspoken, she'll leave you 'eartbroken,
Zat's me! Veela Fleur!
Me name Fleur Isabelle Delacour!
You go wiz me to Yule Ball?
You like me? Yes? No? Maybe? Zat's all!
To tempt Veela Fleur eezn't smart.
What ever you do, she'll never love you,
So why should you even start?
I'll win 'eem with my bag of Veela tricks!
And Meester Ronald, if you don't deestract me,
'E eez going to be my fiancé in Book Six!
You'll never forget Veela Fleur!
She'll taunt you; she'll grieve you,
Zen one day, she'll leave you,
Say so long to Veela Fleur!
Not Kneazle,
Not Thestral,
Not Weasel,
But Veela Fleur!
That third task-that maze is a-waitin',
And it's time some hexes you knew.
If you plan on participatin',
You've got a lot of learnin' to do!
And you don't know much yet, it's true.
But we three will all work together.
We've got a lot of learnin' to do!
I can see I've chances of winning!
Such strange fortune out of the blue!
Why, it truly sets my head spinning!
But first we've got this learnin' to do!
Jinxes to try!
Shall we start, then,
You and I?
Accio and Expelliarmus!
Reducto; Impediment, too!
Protego, so nothing can harm us!
We've got a lot of learnin' to do!
Stupefy, if we're in a stew!
Four-Point Spell, for finding the way out!
We've such a lot of learnin' to do!
Wow!
We've spells we must learn,
We're ready!
Hexes to work,
You ready?
Jinxes to try!
Shall we start…
Yeah!
…then, you and I?
Oh, we'll look back, when all this is ended,
On the year our dreams all came true!
But to end things as we intended,
Oh, we've got a lot of learnin',
Such a lot of learnin',
What a lot of learnin' to do!!!
Yeah!!!